Before you read this, sorry if it might seem a bit childish, but this is how we had our fun, during that time. And the legend that is Skizar deserves some recognition.
Styl - eHaxThe second, ever, haxball league I played in was called eHax, a league made up of
mostly new players (me
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, jerix, Boyd, Lyreco, xSha, aMp, Flaviu, Styl, Flashin', Aszy, Ferg, Koekiemonsterx, Jovetic, Hektor, Dinx, Roj, Kitrex, Can, Yair, Jese, Foreigner, Monstah, B4D 4SS, Aosman, Tsubasa, aprendiz, Oscar(the dutch one), Crowley, Skinny, Kratos, the ultimate, Nub, Flaqh, baset, Blade, Tigre, Gokhan, Vok/Thief, Danny, Cerka, Atom, Dino, CHE, Diesel, UK Hulk, among many other people that I am forgetting but have still played, and Skizar.)
Skizar was...the heart of it I should say, shame he isn't playing nowadays. Here are some quotes that we've saved up, including some from the absolute legend that is Skizar:
25/10/16 - skizar: i am semi pro tbh - first ever quote!
November 2k16 "Skizar": so at list i scored a rokcet at u jerix
November Ace : jesus(jese) is a try hard (Ace = Skizar)
December Ace : pro mode avtivatd
December2k16 Ace: dance moving
Skizar: ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I AM A LION RUN AWAY BITCH
Skizar: jerix holp me get vaqq/vakoj/agureo10/aitor/danny
Skizar: skinny is skinny in haxball but irl his fat
Skizar: ik nub how it feels when ur buillied cuz u use macro ur family left u. ur carra fucks u hard and wanks ur dick to her pussy rip
Skizar: boyd stop sucking montash 0.5 dick
Skizar: skinny ur skinny at haxball but irl ur a fat shit therofre ur a bullied fat boi
<20:50:19> "Skizar": nocke move i dont wanna hurt ur tiny feelings by spamming
sku sku sku 21 svage: y i was fappig my own dick sperm went in to me and i got pregnat (sku sku sku 21 svage = Skizar. Obviously.)
Skizar: shut up nuzi
Skizar: hitler borthert
Skizar: CAN UR BERE ANNOYING
<18:37:35> "Skizar": I HACKED
<18:37:40> "Skizar": JEWISH BOI
<18:37:42> "Skizar": SERVER
<18:40:16> "Yair" was banned permanently from the server by "Skizar" (fuck off)
<15:32:47> "Skizar": swift boyd vakoj= threesome
<20:30:13> "[Skizar] Skizar": sigh
<20:30:15> "[Skizar] Skizar": jelly got picked (jelly = Ferg)
<20:30:19> "[Skizar] Skizar": a player worser han me
Skizar: how can my mum adopted me
<22:26:36> "Skizar": admin me
<22:26:39> "Skizar": i need to spam a bit
<22:26:41> "Skizar": i am alguging
<21:32:56> "Jovetic": the funny part of it is that there is so much sun that u will turn into a (((((n word))))
<11:58:39> "Skizar": ALLAH AKBAR
<14:32:10> "Skizar": stfu u trangender
<14:32:17> "Cookiemonsterx": lol
<14:32:26> "Cookiemonsterx": its transgener you piece of shit
<12:06:00> "Tolisso" was kicked from channel "FC Bayern" by "Flaviu" (get out of this channel and no we dont want you) (Tolisso = Lyreco)
<12:34:53> "Skizar": dis guys
<12:35:06> "Skizar": xsha:keok:jovetic:dinx=sex
Skizar: aosman u were born to get kindnapped and raped then murderd like ur sister but u raped her (one of my favourites, he was born to get kidnapped?????)
<19:11:54> "Skizar": HUHU
<19:11:57> "Skizar": NICE TRTY
Dav: i havn't played for a short while, 2 weeks or so (Dav = Dinx)
Skizar: same (except Skizar played every day)
<16:34:12> "Skizar": UR CUTE AS FUCK T HATS WHY I RAPPED U
<17:36:41> "Skizar": Jerix (women the whore) : fuck me aszy fuck me harder. Yair( husband): gimme ur ass bitch . 2 secs later ohh ohhh ohhh ohhh uhhh ohhh uhhh ohhh uhhh ohh . JERIX HUSBAND CAME IN(STYL) HE KNOCKS THE FUCK OUT OF YAIR. THEN HE RAPES JERIX E
<17:24:46> "jelly": who want to talk with me
<17:25:34> "Skizar": n1 would like like 2 talk with an ugly person who is in love with donal trump and muny so not me
<16:59:10> "Flaviu": if i was his boydfriend
<16:23:23> "Corentin Tolisso": wagman (Core = Corentin Tolisso = Lyreco, trying to say wagwan)
*Israelian yute is rude to styl in pub*
Skizar: they call me the god of trolling
Styl: im the god of bullying rude israelians i guess
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<18:08:33> "Skizar": Nickename: Boyd
<18:08:46> "Skizar": his a retard bascily everthing bad is him
Flaviu: your mom is ego
Skizar: *your
<16:57:27> "Skizar": can your mother loves my milk so i keep my milk smooth and clean
<17:02:22> "Skizar": btw can your so fat when i took a photo of you , (5years ago i took of can his black and poor)i went to print it for you it used all the paper broke the cameras glass (his ugly af) and its not even finished printing yet
<22:14:55> "Skizar": shut up can all your jokes are a 0.1 of my knowledge if you dont shut up i will unleash my knowledge. my knowleadge is so good i am smarter than the world. i am a god. calculating space holes and space. using my algerbra skills. i am a rich man go fuck ur self dude
<13:53:18> "[Oscar] Oscar" switched from channel "eHax" to "1v1 Funcup - 4th April 19:00 CET"
<13:53:25> "[Oscar] Oscar": Hi
<13:53:29> "Yair": Bye
<13:53:32> "Yair" disconnected (leaving)
<20:47:54> "Skizar": boyd is some messed up dildo
<14:35:29> "Skizar": whats your fucking problem now jew
<13:13:19> "Skizar": i scoed roceet
Skizar: ima give u secs before u die
Skizar: run for life bitch
21:29:16> "jelly": lumi
<21:29:23> "jelly": im not insulting u
<21:307> "jelly": rachel
<21:309> "jelly": fuck off
<17:33:13> "Duncan": I am secretly typing this right now...my mum doesn't want me to be on the computer. She threatened to smash my head into the keyboard if she found me on here. Well, I just wanted to say that I believe in you andayou dsdifjhsdoufh iiasdhfbadsufgd\\*skufgads kfgds fdfuds gfadsbbhyjadfjadsfhsadf (Duncan = Skizar)
<21:00:55> "Yair1": unzip it?
<21:00:58> "Yair1": what does it mean
<18:25:31> "Aszy": his head is fucking big but got no brains in there
<15:20:28> "Yair1": we jews have a country. only jews are allowed in here. and people who want to see the country. thats all.
But, yeah. Moving on with the topic - we all learned how to play from each other, in a way - we all improved as we played with each other, against each other and so on. Styl was definitely the best player at the time in our league, so he gave most of us that were new to the game, basic tips on how to improve.
After eHax, I played a bit in PremierHax, even made a team - but that isn't important to the topic.
I joined Ajhax on FM afterwards, which was my first ever team on FM. jerix actually talked to Jds/TemplleGoku about me, and so that's how they even knew I existed. I played one season there as AM/ST (got into a TOTW too!), TemplleGoku acted as the captain for most of the time - shared a few tips here and there but nothing major, they were something that the average haxballer should know. (or at least that's what I thought..?) I personally thought that Jds had(?, don't know if he still does) a weird way of running the team, but then again everyone has their own way of doing things. I like the fact that he gives new players a chance, still I can't say anything bad about the team since it's the oldest FM team that's still alive, which is ran by arguably the nicest captain on Feed Me. I enjoyed playing in the team, and I thank him for the opportunity.
Falk - Falk's AcademyI left Ajhax at the end of the same season (iirc) to join Falk's academy which changed my perspective on the game and I adopted a GK/DM position, joined TPP afterwards (StringerBell was captain at the time, and funnily enough I joined with the help of jerix, again), became a main GK in general and after a while the main GK of the team. The captaincy was passed to me by Stringer (I can't actually remember the reason why he decided to give away the captaincy, but I'm pretty sure it was due to the fact that he was going to be inactive) and from there on I started with my plan of establishing TPP as a top team in FM, even though it was created just the season before. I slowly started to improve myself from there, by watching recordings of myself and comparing them to the top GKs at the time.
I realise that I kind of drifted away from the topic a bit more than I wanted to, especially with the quotes, and so I'm sorry if it's a long read. Still, that's pretty much how I got into FM, summed into one post, and the people that trained/helped me along the way.