ROUND 1: MLF VS ROLEX

[Cam_Sampbell]

Mlf going first, and you have until 17.30 tomorrow.

GO!

[dora da gora]

[rolex]

CUM ON ME THEN U SMELLY GORA

[Joehan]

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[mlfaijati]

ha rolex, ez pz. shoutouts to my boys kanye east and nigger joe.

when i called you out you were acting all shook
is it coz im gonna teach you a lesson you cant learn from a book
if you wanna fight deadly - then sure be my guest
but only after im done with you - forget we lest
do remember back in the GIJ day?
when joe didnt even let you play?
you ragequit the team
with your low self esteem
you think you're good? you must be in a dream
playing behind mick i know it might seem -
that if you don't conceded 10 then you are supreme (but)

you knew your place
you tried to save face
your play was a discrase
you aint no donny - you aint got the pace
and you just left me to glory
in my hax life story
and things are getting gory
and you're gonna be sorry
coz when im done with you
you'll leave this fight too

you desi prik
you bumsuck mick
you make me sick
your head is thick
your ryhmmes aint slick
you're just a dick
much worse than Arctic

and i cant wait to see
how you'll respond to me
coz i know ill be laffin
coz as gordon said
HE AINT SAYING NAFFIN

[rolex]

roses is blue
violence is red
mess with teamlynchy and youll end up dead
your haxball skills are poo
they belong in basros loo
typical gora is you
sittin in the house with 2 socks and 2 pairs of shoes
fish fingers and beans is your only food
you think ur a top gk cause u won divison 2
but when the heat was on joehan traded u
withdrew u away to arriba
in place of da silva
joehan knew it was true
without fritz covering your backoff
your haxball skills were worse than the shit on my shoe
now u can fuck off
i dont need to write 4 paragraphs of rhymes
this single one will leave you crying for some time
and when u finally muster enough courage to
challenge this haxball pro
u can cum on me BRO

[mlfaijati]

better than expected, but you're just about to get juked...

team lynchy?
dont flinch me
ye ogre's pretty hench
but all you are is bench

and you think you're cool
but ya just a tool
and after this round
you're gonna look like a fool

why are you so shuk to speak on your mic?
you make me laugh - off you ride on your bike
and you chat a lot of shit for someone who dont play hax
you mind aint fit - go fix up your facts

in team uk
you didnt play
you got left out
and got left with nowt
leaving me the stage
when you were left to rage
on the bench where you belong
non teamers Hc with zoff and song

dont need to write an paragraph to go and beat me?
i know you'll illiterate but you must be blind not to see
that you cant compete wtih my rap
so go on talking crap
you look like a clown
so just go and sit down

the main corse is done, dessert is to come
a shame its only 1 more post to make you look dumb
coz you're getting served, just like a dish
you're getting what you deserve. cya fish.


jus like looking in a mirror innit

[rolex]

still writing 4 pages of rhymes
still struggling to touch this lynchy shine
perhaps its time for your bedtime
so hop along and get ready for bed
sleep with 2 pairs of socks n shoes and ur dog beside ur head
you goras are just grime
i dont speak on my mic?
i dropped tea all over and it fucked up
your batty voice mustve made me slip up
every time i type
the crystalised sugar under the keys crunches
reminds me of the round 1 hype
where i gave u all those punches
team uk meant nothing
you speak of it as something
we was one of the worst teams around
a manager who had no ground
she'd never haxballed
all her choices made everyone appalled
and now youve just come to realisation
ive jus destroyed your aura
your whole haxball career was just imagination
youre infact just a baked bean stained GORA

[mlfaijati]

sori its a bit late, went out today ^.^

excuses excuses, you always are the same
spilled tea? bad ping? your tales are just lame
even though you play for socs when was the last time you got a game?
and you think your rap is good but really its just tame
and you're this bad after playing so long? - you should feel shame
more known for trolling than playing hax - you really like this fame?
team uk means nothing - is this really what you claim?
i know you're dumb but saying this makes me think you're just insane

You're more washed up than mani
get beat more than your mums fanni
I'm in the twilight of my career - your bones are creakin'
and your rap is so bad it sounds like you're just speakin'
and wearing my rolex? pls - don't lie to yourself
you poor desi cunt - you aint nearly got enough wealth
so shut up, sit down - have some fun in div two
the big boys will have fun - and we'll be laughing at you

this rap battle will soon be over, a shame i will admit
coz it's just fun for me to ryhme while calling you shit
you might have thought it's calmed down between us by the fire's still there
and you might be loved by the public but i really don't care
coz in my heart of hearts i know you got juked in this thread
so off you go, delete your account and just act like you're dead
and hopefully everyone will agree and will see that i've won
so gg, cya fish and finally IT IS DONE

[rolex]

WTF MAN!

the guy posted 30 min before deadline me mums forcing me to go shop

give me till 7 allow me @camsam @sock @bankxx

[socrates]

Yh np

[Fred]

rolex seems bare shook

[mlfaijati]

I said i went out l0l, idm have sum extra time if you think that'll help u l000l

[Milk]

I said i went out l0l, idm have sum extra time if you think that'll help u l000l

M8 hes already won he went in on round 2

[rolex]

here we go again
3 rounds of rhymes later
still no where near my reign
ur digging urself into a crater
just admit it that im greater
yeh my name used to be wearing my rolex
what the fuck is mlfajati?
u got less brains than this sack of basmati
that i stole from the riots
now its best u stay quiet
its time for me to move forward
on to the next round
leaving u slaughtered
and buried underground




IM DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cam_Sampbell]

Poll up innit