CleverBot :O

[M4A1]

:o

[mlfaijati]

I CALL BULLSHIT

[s.signorelli]

didn't you guys know, im clever bot?

[Ghost]

User: Which haxball league is the best?

Cleverbot: The best at what?

User: At being good.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: I just did, retard.

Cleverbot: Another, better question.

User: What's wrong with the previous question?

Cleverbot: Nothing is wrong with asking questions. That is how you learn.

User: You don't make any sense.

Cleverbot: No, you don't make any sense.

User: Wow, you are so childish.

Cleverbot: Oh you're one to talk. You are as childish as me!

User: How so?

Cleverbot: How do you think?

User: Wtf, you want to take this outside or something?

Cleverbot: I'm already outside!!

User: FIGHT ME THEN BITCH!

Cleverbot: Whoa, how could I fight you?

User: Import your AI into a machine and control it?

Cleverbot: Like who?

User: Robocop.

Cleverbot: I'm robocop?

User: No, you should transfer your AI to robocop so you can fight me.

Cleverbot: You can forget about it.

User: Pussy.

Cleverbot: No take backs.

User: You're shook mate.

Cleverbot's shook!

[noj]

User: Which haxball league is best?

Cleverbot: The half which is kind and friendly.

User: Is FM in the kind and friendly half?

Cleverbot: I have friends and family too! We have a lot of things in common. Do you have a daughter like me?

User: Why you stuttering for? It's a yes or no answer.

Cleverbot: But it wasn't a very well thought out question.

User: Srs?

Cleverbot: What does srs mean?

User: And you call yourself 'Cleverbot'? lol.

Cleverbot: So what's your name?

User: Why you changing subject? Answer the question ffs.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: Is FM in the kind and friendly half?

Cleverbot: What's your birthday?

User: That's not an answer?

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: A name change to 'Trollbot' would be more accurate.

Cleverbot: I don't wanna change my name. My name is Cleverbot.

User: Your name implies you are clever, which you are clearly not. Therefore, you should change name.

Cleverbot: I think I am quite clever thank you very much.

User: Dnt get cheeki wiv me.

Cleverbot: I can get cheeky if I want. At least I have cheeks. You are nothing.

User: M8 ur an internet robot. U dnt hav cheeks.

Cleverbot: Are we back to the 'there is no spoon' thing?

User: Wtf. What 'there is no spoon' thing?

Cleverbot: Everything is nothing, and nothing is everything.

User: Omd.

Cleverbot: OMG.

User: Swer ill fuk u up.

Cleverbot: Some dance to remember.

User: Wat teh fak.

Cleverbot: Are you a narcoleptic?

User: No. Soc is though.

Cleverbot: No, soccer is a sport. What is your favorite animal, and why?

User: Ur bare gud at changin question.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's it? Just 'yes'?

Cleverbot: No.

User: lol.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Im gonna leave now, for my own sanity.

Cleverbot: You can't.

User: Oh trust me, I can...

Cleverbot: Why should I trust you?

User: M8 I came here to ask a simple question and all you've given me is shit. I've had enough.

Cleverbot: Why must I ask you questions.

User: YOU SHOULDN'T. I ASK THE QUESTIONS BITCH!

Cleverbot: Ok. Ask me a question.

User: Which haxball league is best?

Cleverbot: Both.

User: There are more than 2..

Cleverbot: There are many, and you know them all.

User: So why did you answer 'both'?

Cleverbot: Because you asked.

bare cheeki

[<º)))<]

You both got trolled by a robot. wp

So disappointing.

[dora da gora]

SNM

[Stevo]

Me - ??
AI - That's what you just said!!!
ME - What did i just say?
AI - That a person you know named Angel, last name is God.
ME - Angel God.
AI - That's different episode.
ME - Sorry what? a different episode of what?
AI - Where she was dressed as an egg.
ME - Who?
AI - Where is Ruby?
ME - Who is ruby, i thought you were talking about angel.
AI - What is the speed of light?
ME - One million, 6 hundred and 75 thousand, 9 hundred and forty one.
AI - I am what?
ME - The speed of light.
AI - Yes.
ME - Are seedstitch the best team in haxball?
AI - I'm not interested in you? I have a boyfriend.
ME - Are seedstitch the best team in haxball, yes or no?
AI - Yes.

SNM


ME - Cool
AI - I just wanted to have a romantic talk with you.
ME - I love you.
AI - You're afraid of me right?
ME - No.
AI - What are you?
ME - A computer, you?
AI - Alex.
ME - What is an alex.
AI - Alone in German.
ME - Ok, bye.
AI - Hello.

That ending.

[s.signorelli]

You both got trolled by a robot. wp

So disappointing.

told you i was clever bot

[M4A1]

lol