Looking for Horse the briton

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Looking for Horse the briton

Postby te][o » June 25th, 2019, 7:24 am

Hello old friends, Im looking for a british guy who goes by the name Horse

he told us yesterday that his family wouldnt feed him because there werent enough wraps (i think its tacos for people with bad teeth) and his father and brother bully him out of dinner. He seemed pretty sad about the whole issue.

i would love to know everything is ok

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Re: Looking for Horse the briton

Postby ANDRÈA » June 25th, 2019, 9:49 am

Back then when i was playing crossfire i had a friend called maxi, 1 day he said hes going to outside and never came back again :(
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Re: Looking for Horse the briton

Postby pkppp » June 25th, 2019, 12:43 pm

Bonjour vieux amis, Je cherche un gars britannique qui s'appelle Horse,

il nous a dit hier que sa famille ne le nourrirait pas parce qu'il n'y avait pas assez de wraps (je pense que ce sont des tacos pour les personnes qui ont de mauvaises dents) et que son père et son frère le harcelent du dîner. Il semblait assez triste pour toute la question.

j'aimerais savoir que tout va bien

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Re: Looking for Horse the briton

Postby Beninho » June 25th, 2019, 2:49 pm

As far as I know he's never signed up to any leagues so I doubt anyone will have a way of contacting him. I guess just keep an eye out for him in pubs
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Re: Looking for Horse the briton

Postby Masa » June 25th, 2019, 2:54 pm

pkppp wrote:Bonjour vieux amis, Je cherche un gars britannique qui s'appelle Horse,

il nous a dit hier que sa famille ne le nourrirait pas parce qu'il n'y avait pas assez de wraps (je pense que ce sont des tacos pour les personnes qui ont de mauvaises dents) et que son père et son frère le harcelent du dîner. Il semblait assez triste pour toute la question.

j'aimerais savoir que tout va bien

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Thanks, now i can read it :bounce:
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Re: Looking for Horse the briton

Postby Tiaa » June 25th, 2019, 5:01 pm

English:
Back in the days I had a friend. His name is Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. He lived in Cameroon. We played a lot of Minecraft together. It was very funny with him till one day... That one day.... June 10th, 2013... I will never forget what happened... His pc died due to overheating... We never played Minecraft anymore.......Yesterday I did some research and I found out his mobile phone... He had a Nokia 3310. I called him and he said to me: "Jama’atu ahlis sunna lidda’awati wal-jihad". I was like:".........". After a few seconds of silence he told me that he needed money. I asked him:"Why?". He said to me:"It is important, I need to go now...". And he hung up.... I wanted to know what "Jama’atu ahlis sunna lidda’awati wal-jihad" means.. I ran to my computer and I searched the african words. I was amazed... It was Boko Haram!!!! I wanted to send money to Cameroon as soon as possible, but I dont have a lot of money....Help Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas to get money, maybe it is for Boko Haram or for his new pc idk. Every reputation you guys give me is worth 1 silly euro that I will send to Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. Please help him!

Polish:
Kiedyś miałem przyjaciela. Nazywa się Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. Mieszkał w Kamerunie. Graliśmy razem wiele Minecraft. To było bardzo zabawne z nim do pewnego dnia ... Pewnego dnia ... 10 czerwca 2013 ... Nigdy nie zapomnę tego, co się stało ... Jego komputer umarł z powodu przegrzania ... Nigdy więcej nie graliśmy w Minecraft. ...... Wczoraj zrobiłem trochę badań i odkryłem jego telefon komórkowy ... Miał Nokia 3310. Zadzwoniłem do niego i powiedział do mnie: "Jama'atu ahlis sunna lidda'awati wal-jihad". Byłem jak:".........". Po kilku sekundach ciszy powiedział mi, że potrzebuje pieniędzy. Zapytałem go: „Dlaczego?”. Powiedział mi: „To ważne, muszę już iść ...”. I rozłączył się ... Chciałem wiedzieć, co oznacza „Jama'atu ahlis sunna lidda’awati wal-jihad”. Pobiegłem do komputera i przeszukałem afrykańskie słowa. Byłem zdumiony ... To była Boko Haram !!!! Chciałem wysłać pieniądze do Kamerunu tak szybko, jak to możliwe, ale nie mam dużo pieniędzy .... Pomoc Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas, aby uzyskać pieniądze, może to dla Boko Haram lub dla jego nowego komputera idk. Każda reputacja, którą mi dałeś, jest warta 1 głupie euro, które wyślę do Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. Pomóż mu!

French:
À l'époque, j'avais un ami. Il s'appelle Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. Il a vécu au Cameroun. Nous avons beaucoup joué à Minecraft ensemble. Ce fut très drôle avec lui jusqu'au jour ... Ce jour-là ... Le 10 juin 2013 ... Je n'oublierai jamais ce qui s'est passé ... Son ordinateur est décédé des suites d'une surchauffe ... Nous n'avons plus jamais joué à Minecraft. Hier, j'ai fait des recherches et découvert son téléphone portable ... Il avait un Nokia 3310. Je l'ai appelé et il m'a dit: "Jama'atu ahlis sunna lidda'awati wal-jihad". J'étais comme:".........". Après quelques secondes de silence, il m'a dit qu'il avait besoin d'argent. Je lui ai demandé: "Pourquoi?". Il m'a dit: "C'est important, je dois partir maintenant ...". Et il a raccroché ... Je voulais savoir ce que "Jama’atu ahlis sunna lidda’awati wal-jihad" signifie ... Je me suis précipité vers mon ordinateur et j’ai cherché les mots africains. J'étais stupéfait ... C'était Boko Haram !!!! Je voulais envoyer de l'argent au Cameroun le plus tôt possible, mais je n'ai pas beaucoup d'argent ... Aidez Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas à obtenir de l'argent, c'est peut-être pour Boko Haram ou pour son nouveau pc idk. Chaque réputation que vous me donnez vaut 1 euro idiot que je vais envoyer à Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. S'il vous plaît, aidez-le!

Romanian:
În zilele astea am avut un prieten. Numele lui este Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. Locuia în Camerun. Am jucat mult împreună cu Minecraft. A fost foarte amuzant cu el până la o zi ... Într-o zi .... 10 iunie 2013 ... Nu voi uita niciodată ce sa întâmplat ... PC-ul lui a murit din cauza supraîncălzirii ... Nu am mai jucat niciodată Minecraft. ...... Ieri am făcut niște cercetări și am aflat de telefonul mobil ... Avea un telefon Nokia 3310. L-am sunat și mi-a spus: "Jama'atu ahlis sunna lidda'awati wal-jihad". Eram gen:".........". După câteva secunde de tăcere, mi-a spus că are nevoie de bani. L-am întrebat: "De ce?". Mi-a spus: "Este important, trebuie să plec acum ...". Și a închis ... Vroiam să știu ce înseamnă "Jama'atu ahlis sunna lidda'awati wal-jihad" înseamnă ... Am alergat la calculatorul meu și am căutat cuvintele africane. Am fost uimit ... A fost Boko Haram !!!! Am vrut să trimit bani cât mai curând posibil în Camerun, dar nu am mulți bani ... Ajutor Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas pentru a obține bani, poate este pentru Boko Haram sau pentru noul său idk PC. Fiecare reputație pe care voi o dați, este în valoare de un euro stupid pe care îl voi trimite la Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. Te rog ajuta-l!

Turkish:
O günlerde bir arkadaşım vardı. Onun adı Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. Kamerun'da yaşadı. Birlikte çok Minecraft oynadık. Bir güne kadar onunla çok komikti ... O bir gün .... 10 Haziran 2013 ... Olanları asla unutmayacağım ... Bilgisayarı aşırı ısınmadan öldü ... Artık Minecraft oynamadık. ...... Dün biraz araştırma yaptım ve cep telefonunu öğrendim ... Nokia 3310'u vardı. Onu aradım ve bana dedi ki: "Jama'atu ahlis sünnet lidda'awati wal-cihad". Ben gibiydim: ".........". Birkaç saniye sessiz kaldıktan sonra paraya ihtiyacı olduğunu söyledi. Ona sordum: "Neden?". Bana dedi ki: "Önemli, şimdi gitmem gerekiyor ...". Ve telefonu kapattı ... "Jama’atu ahlis sna lidda’awati wal-cihad" ın ne demek olduğunu bilmek istedim .. Bilgisayarıma koştum ve Afrika kelimelerini aradım. Şaşırdım ... Boko Haram !!!! En kısa sürede Kamerun'a para göndermek istedim, ama çok param yok .... Para kazanması için Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas'a yardım edin, belki de Boko Haram ya da yeni bilgisayarı için. Bana verdiğiniz her itibar , Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas'a göndereceğim 1 aptal euro değerinde. Lütfen ona yardım et!

Italian:
Ai tempi in cui avevo un amico. Il suo nome è Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. Ha vissuto in Camerun. Abbiamo giocato molto insieme a Minecraft. È stato molto divertente con lui fino a un giorno ... Quel giorno ... 10 giugno 2013 ... Non dimenticherò mai cosa è successo ... Il suo pc è morto a causa del surriscaldamento ... Non abbiamo mai più giocato a Minecraft. ...... Ieri ho fatto delle ricerche e ho scoperto il suo cellulare ... Aveva un Nokia 3310. L'ho chiamato e mi ha detto: "Jama'atu ahlis sunna lidda'awati wal-jihad". Ero come:".........". Dopo alcuni secondi di silenzio mi ha detto che aveva bisogno di soldi. Gli ho chiesto: "Perché?". Mi ha detto: "È importante, devo andare ora ...". E ha riattaccato ... Volevo sapere cosa significa "Jama'atu ahlis sunna lidda'awati wal-jihad" .. Sono corso al mio computer e ho cercato le parole africane. Sono rimasto sorpreso ... Era Boko Haram !!!! Volevo inviare denaro in Camerun il prima possibile, ma non ho un sacco di soldi ... Aiuta Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas a ottenere denaro, forse è per Boko Haram o per il suo nuovo idk per pc. Ogni reputazione che voi dite mi vale 1 euro sciocco che invierò a Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. Per favore aiutalo!

German:
Damals hatte ich einen Freund. Sein Name ist Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. Er lebte in Kamerun. Wir haben viel Minecraft zusammen gespielt. Es war bis zu einem Tag sehr lustig mit ihm ... an diesem einen Tag ... am 10. Juni 2013 ... ich werde nie vergessen, was passiert ist ... sein PC ist an Überhitzung gestorben ... wir haben nie mehr Minecraft gespielt. einige ...... Gestern habe ich Forschung, und ich fand heraus, sein Handy ... er hatte ein Nokia 3310. ich rief an und er _him_ zu mir gesagt: „Jama'atu Ahlis Sunna wal-Jihad lidda'awati“. Ich war wie: ".........". Nach ein paar Sekunden der Stille sagte er mir, dass er Geld brauchte. Ich fragte ihn: "Warum?" Er sagte zu mir: "Es ist wichtig, ich muss jetzt gehen ...". Und er legte auf ... Ich wollte wissen, was "Jama'atu ahlis sunna lidda'awati wal-jihad" bedeutet. Ich lief zu meinem Computer und suchte die afrikanischen Wörter. Ich war erstaunt ... Es war Boko Haram !!!! Ich wollte so schnell wie möglich Geld nach Kamerun schicken, strebe ich habe nicht viel Geld .... Hilfe Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas Geld zu bekommen, vielleicht ist es für Boko Haram Gold für seinen neuen PC IDK. Jeder Ruf, den Ihr mir gebt, ist 1 Euro wert, den ich an Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas schicke. Bitte hilf ihm!

Hebrew:
בימים שבהם היה לי חבר. השם שלו הוא Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. הוא חי בקמרון. שיחקנו הרבה מינסקראפט יחד. זה היה מאוד מצחיק איתו עד שיום אחד ... יום אחד ... 10 ביוני, 2013 ... אני לעולם לא אשכח מה קרה ... המחשב שלו מת בגלל התחממות יתר ... מעולם לא שיחקנו Minecraft יותר. ...... אתמול עשיתי קצת מחקר ומצאתי את הטלפון הנייד שלו ... היה לו נוקיה 3310. התקשרתי אליו והוא אמר לי: "Jama'atu Ahlis sunna lidda'awati וג'יהאד". הייתי כמו:".........". אחרי כמה שניות של שתיקה הוא אמר לי שהוא צריך כסף. שאלתי אותו: "למה?". הוא אמר לי: "זה חשוב, אני צריך ללכת עכשיו ...". והוא ניתק ... רציתי לדעת מה "Jama'atu Ahlis sunna lidda'awati Wal-jihad" פירושו .. רצתי למחשב שלי חיפשתי את המילים האפריקאיות. נדהמתי ... זה היה בוקו חראם !! רציתי לשלוח כסף לקמרון בהקדם האפשרי, אבל אני לא צריך הרבה כסף .... עזרה Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas כדי לקבל כסף, אולי זה עבור Boko חראם או עבור המחשב החדש שלו idk. כל המוניטין שאתם נותנים לי שווה אירו 1 מטופש שאשלח ל Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. בבקשה תעזור לו!
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Re: Looking for Horse the briton

Postby Meyer1 » June 25th, 2019, 5:17 pm

well thats a shitty translator..
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Re: Looking for Horse the briton

Postby Anddy » June 25th, 2019, 5:23 pm

Horse is on the admin crew in luck's discord
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Re: Looking for Horse the briton

Postby pkppp » June 26th, 2019, 2:41 am

Tiaa wrote:English:
Back in the days I had a friend. His name is Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. He lived in Cameroon. We played a lot of Minecraft together. It was very funny with him till one day... That one day.... June 10th, 2013... I will never forget what happened... His pc died due to overheating... We never played Minecraft anymore.......Yesterday I did some research and I found out his mobile phone... He had a Nokia 3310. I called him and he said to me: "Jama’atu ahlis sunna lidda’awati wal-jihad". I was like:".........". After a few seconds of silence he told me that he needed money. I asked him:"Why?". He said to me:"It is important, I need to go now...". And he hung up.... I wanted to know what "Jama’atu ahlis sunna lidda’awati wal-jihad" means.. I ran to my computer and I searched the african words. I was amazed... It was Boko Haram!!!! I wanted to send money to Cameroon as soon as possible, but I dont have a lot of money....Help Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas to get money, maybe it is for Boko Haram or for his new pc idk. Every reputation you guys give me is worth 1 silly euro that I will send to Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. Please help him!

Polish:
Kiedyś miałem przyjaciela. Nazywa się Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. Mieszkał w Kamerunie. Graliśmy razem wiele Minecraft. To było bardzo zabawne z nim do pewnego dnia ... Pewnego dnia ... 10 czerwca 2013 ... Nigdy nie zapomnę tego, co się stało ... Jego komputer umarł z powodu przegrzania ... Nigdy więcej nie graliśmy w Minecraft. ...... Wczoraj zrobiłem trochę badań i odkryłem jego telefon komórkowy ... Miał Nokia 3310. Zadzwoniłem do niego i powiedział do mnie: "Jama'atu ahlis sunna lidda'awati wal-jihad". Byłem jak:".........". Po kilku sekundach ciszy powiedział mi, że potrzebuje pieniędzy. Zapytałem go: „Dlaczego?”. Powiedział mi: „To ważne, muszę już iść ...”. I rozłączył się ... Chciałem wiedzieć, co oznacza „Jama'atu ahlis sunna lidda’awati wal-jihad”. Pobiegłem do komputera i przeszukałem afrykańskie słowa. Byłem zdumiony ... To była Boko Haram !!!! Chciałem wysłać pieniądze do Kamerunu tak szybko, jak to możliwe, ale nie mam dużo pieniędzy .... Pomoc Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas, aby uzyskać pieniądze, może to dla Boko Haram lub dla jego nowego komputera idk. Każda reputacja, którą mi dałeś, jest warta 1 głupie euro, które wyślę do Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. Pomóż mu!

French:
À l'époque, j'avais un ami. Il s'appelle Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. Il a vécu au Cameroun. Nous avons beaucoup joué à Minecraft ensemble. Ce fut très drôle avec lui jusqu'au jour ... Ce jour-là ... Le 10 juin 2013 ... Je n'oublierai jamais ce qui s'est passé ... Son ordinateur est décédé des suites d'une surchauffe ... Nous n'avons plus jamais joué à Minecraft. Hier, j'ai fait des recherches et découvert son téléphone portable ... Il avait un Nokia 3310. Je l'ai appelé et il m'a dit: "Jama'atu ahlis sunna lidda'awati wal-jihad". J'étais comme:".........". Après quelques secondes de silence, il m'a dit qu'il avait besoin d'argent. Je lui ai demandé: "Pourquoi?". Il m'a dit: "C'est important, je dois partir maintenant ...". Et il a raccroché ... Je voulais savoir ce que "Jama’atu ahlis sunna lidda’awati wal-jihad" signifie ... Je me suis précipité vers mon ordinateur et j’ai cherché les mots africains. J'étais stupéfait ... C'était Boko Haram !!!! Je voulais envoyer de l'argent au Cameroun le plus tôt possible, mais je n'ai pas beaucoup d'argent ... Aidez Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas à obtenir de l'argent, c'est peut-être pour Boko Haram ou pour son nouveau pc idk. Chaque réputation que vous me donnez vaut 1 euro idiot que je vais envoyer à Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. S'il vous plaît, aidez-le!

Romanian:
În zilele astea am avut un prieten. Numele lui este Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. Locuia în Camerun. Am jucat mult împreună cu Minecraft. A fost foarte amuzant cu el până la o zi ... Într-o zi .... 10 iunie 2013 ... Nu voi uita niciodată ce sa întâmplat ... PC-ul lui a murit din cauza supraîncălzirii ... Nu am mai jucat niciodată Minecraft. ...... Ieri am făcut niște cercetări și am aflat de telefonul mobil ... Avea un telefon Nokia 3310. L-am sunat și mi-a spus: "Jama'atu ahlis sunna lidda'awati wal-jihad". Eram gen:".........". După câteva secunde de tăcere, mi-a spus că are nevoie de bani. L-am întrebat: "De ce?". Mi-a spus: "Este important, trebuie să plec acum ...". Și a închis ... Vroiam să știu ce înseamnă "Jama'atu ahlis sunna lidda'awati wal-jihad" înseamnă ... Am alergat la calculatorul meu și am căutat cuvintele africane. Am fost uimit ... A fost Boko Haram !!!! Am vrut să trimit bani cât mai curând posibil în Camerun, dar nu am mulți bani ... Ajutor Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas pentru a obține bani, poate este pentru Boko Haram sau pentru noul său idk PC. Fiecare reputație pe care voi o dați, este în valoare de un euro stupid pe care îl voi trimite la Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. Te rog ajuta-l!

Turkish:
O günlerde bir arkadaşım vardı. Onun adı Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. Kamerun'da yaşadı. Birlikte çok Minecraft oynadık. Bir güne kadar onunla çok komikti ... O bir gün .... 10 Haziran 2013 ... Olanları asla unutmayacağım ... Bilgisayarı aşırı ısınmadan öldü ... Artık Minecraft oynamadık. ...... Dün biraz araştırma yaptım ve cep telefonunu öğrendim ... Nokia 3310'u vardı. Onu aradım ve bana dedi ki: "Jama'atu ahlis sünnet lidda'awati wal-cihad". Ben gibiydim: ".........". Birkaç saniye sessiz kaldıktan sonra paraya ihtiyacı olduğunu söyledi. Ona sordum: "Neden?". Bana dedi ki: "Önemli, şimdi gitmem gerekiyor ...". Ve telefonu kapattı ... "Jama’atu ahlis sna lidda’awati wal-cihad" ın ne demek olduğunu bilmek istedim .. Bilgisayarıma koştum ve Afrika kelimelerini aradım. Şaşırdım ... Boko Haram !!!! En kısa sürede Kamerun'a para göndermek istedim, ama çok param yok .... Para kazanması için Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas'a yardım edin, belki de Boko Haram ya da yeni bilgisayarı için. Bana verdiğiniz her itibar , Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas'a göndereceğim 1 aptal euro değerinde. Lütfen ona yardım et!

Italian:
Ai tempi in cui avevo un amico. Il suo nome è Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. Ha vissuto in Camerun. Abbiamo giocato molto insieme a Minecraft. È stato molto divertente con lui fino a un giorno ... Quel giorno ... 10 giugno 2013 ... Non dimenticherò mai cosa è successo ... Il suo pc è morto a causa del surriscaldamento ... Non abbiamo mai più giocato a Minecraft. ...... Ieri ho fatto delle ricerche e ho scoperto il suo cellulare ... Aveva un Nokia 3310. L'ho chiamato e mi ha detto: "Jama'atu ahlis sunna lidda'awati wal-jihad". Ero come:".........". Dopo alcuni secondi di silenzio mi ha detto che aveva bisogno di soldi. Gli ho chiesto: "Perché?". Mi ha detto: "È importante, devo andare ora ...". E ha riattaccato ... Volevo sapere cosa significa "Jama'atu ahlis sunna lidda'awati wal-jihad" .. Sono corso al mio computer e ho cercato le parole africane. Sono rimasto sorpreso ... Era Boko Haram !!!! Volevo inviare denaro in Camerun il prima possibile, ma non ho un sacco di soldi ... Aiuta Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas a ottenere denaro, forse è per Boko Haram o per il suo nuovo idk per pc. Ogni reputazione che voi dite mi vale 1 euro sciocco che invierò a Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. Per favore aiutalo!

German:
Damals hatte ich einen Freund. Sein Name ist Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. Er lebte in Kamerun. Wir haben viel Minecraft zusammen gespielt. Es war bis zu einem Tag sehr lustig mit ihm ... an diesem einen Tag ... am 10. Juni 2013 ... ich werde nie vergessen, was passiert ist ... sein PC ist an Überhitzung gestorben ... wir haben nie mehr Minecraft gespielt. einige ...... Gestern habe ich Forschung, und ich fand heraus, sein Handy ... er hatte ein Nokia 3310. ich rief an und er _him_ zu mir gesagt: „Jama'atu Ahlis Sunna wal-Jihad lidda'awati“. Ich war wie: ".........". Nach ein paar Sekunden der Stille sagte er mir, dass er Geld brauchte. Ich fragte ihn: "Warum?" Er sagte zu mir: "Es ist wichtig, ich muss jetzt gehen ...". Und er legte auf ... Ich wollte wissen, was "Jama'atu ahlis sunna lidda'awati wal-jihad" bedeutet. Ich lief zu meinem Computer und suchte die afrikanischen Wörter. Ich war erstaunt ... Es war Boko Haram !!!! Ich wollte so schnell wie möglich Geld nach Kamerun schicken, strebe ich habe nicht viel Geld .... Hilfe Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas Geld zu bekommen, vielleicht ist es für Boko Haram Gold für seinen neuen PC IDK. Jeder Ruf, den Ihr mir gebt, ist 1 Euro wert, den ich an Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas schicke. Bitte hilf ihm!

Hebrew:
בימים שבהם היה לי חבר. השם שלו הוא Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. הוא חי בקמרון. שיחקנו הרבה מינסקראפט יחד. זה היה מאוד מצחיק איתו עד שיום אחד ... יום אחד ... 10 ביוני, 2013 ... אני לעולם לא אשכח מה קרה ... המחשב שלו מת בגלל התחממות יתר ... מעולם לא שיחקנו Minecraft יותר. ...... אתמול עשיתי קצת מחקר ומצאתי את הטלפון הנייד שלו ... היה לו נוקיה 3310. התקשרתי אליו והוא אמר לי: "Jama'atu Ahlis sunna lidda'awati וג'יהאד". הייתי כמו:".........". אחרי כמה שניות של שתיקה הוא אמר לי שהוא צריך כסף. שאלתי אותו: "למה?". הוא אמר לי: "זה חשוב, אני צריך ללכת עכשיו ...". והוא ניתק ... רציתי לדעת מה "Jama'atu Ahlis sunna lidda'awati Wal-jihad" פירושו .. רצתי למחשב שלי חיפשתי את המילים האפריקאיות. נדהמתי ... זה היה בוקו חראם !! רציתי לשלוח כסף לקמרון בהקדם האפשרי, אבל אני לא צריך הרבה כסף .... עזרה Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas כדי לקבל כסף, אולי זה עבור Boko חראם או עבור המחשב החדש שלו idk. כל המוניטין שאתם נותנים לי שווה אירו 1 מטופש שאשלח ל Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. בבקשה תעזור לו!


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Re: Looking for Horse the briton

Postby Hektor » June 26th, 2019, 4:40 pm

Oh shit, Horse is hunting u down in pub rooms, u better run and hide mate... Us Brits have wicked teeth so he might bite u some
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Re: Looking for Horse the briton

Postby te][o » June 29th, 2019, 4:56 pm

bro if his definition of "hunting down" is banning me on sight from luck's room i think the correct terminology is "butthurt"
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Re: Looking for Horse the briton

Postby Horse » June 29th, 2019, 11:01 pm

Mad?
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Re: Looking for Horse the briton

Postby te][o » June 30th, 2019, 7:08 am

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I was one of the best spanish DM of all time in FEHaxball, and I’ve been involved in leagues and tournaments on ESL, and I have over 300 confirmed goals. I am trained in tiki-taka and I’m the top scorer in the entire spanish haxball forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the UK and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can score on you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in doubles and rockets, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Mighty fucking ducks and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, rando.
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Re: Looking for Horse the briton

Postby Horse » June 30th, 2019, 10:23 am

The fact you edited that to suit haxball, quite lame.
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Re: Looking for Horse the briton

Postby ptichka » July 4th, 2019, 1:35 pm

te][o wrote:What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I was one of the best spanish DM of all time in FEHaxball, and I’ve been involved in leagues and tournaments on ESL, and I have over 300 confirmed goals. I am trained in tiki-taka and I’m the top scorer in the entire spanish haxball forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the UK and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can score on you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in doubles and rockets, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Mighty fucking ducks and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, rando.


You'll meet him somewhere But just so you know, he is coward who doesn't like fighting. It's because of his borderline personality and OCD, he just stands there and not fight back. So he'll let you pound him to a bloody pulp, and let you feel like a bad ass. But. once he regains consciousness. his OCD will go in to overdrive and Will spend every minute. of every day obsessing over you. He told me he has already found your fb and lifted enough information from your public profile to know. Where you study, your suburb, the soccer team you play for, the oval you practice at, the nights you're home alone because your gf is at Pilates (he said she's cute btw). what your house looks like, the name of the park just down the street (such pretty Deb photos) and that your train gets in at 5:36pm monday to Friday.

This is even before he has started obsessing over you. So he can come to your street and wait at the top of the road for you. he'll toot his horn ,3 times, then you can come up and bash him, he promise on his life won't fight back. But just remember, that every sinister shadow, every creak and groan of your floorboards, could be him, quietly sneaking up behind you to put a 4 inch blade between your c5 and c6 vertebrae, servering your spinal cord, and making sure you'll never kick a soccer ball, or fuck that pretty little missus of yours ever again.
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Re: Looking for Horse the briton

Postby Sero07 » July 5th, 2019, 10:38 am

Seems like Doc Sero has some work to do again after some time..
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Re: Looking for Horse the briton

Postby TotalPlayer » July 7th, 2019, 9:55 am

te][o wrote:What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I was one of the best spanish DM of all time in FEHaxball, and I’ve been involved in leagues and tournaments on ESL, and I have over 300 confirmed goals. I am trained in tiki-taka and I’m the top scorer in the entire spanish haxball forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the UK and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can score on you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in doubles and rockets, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Mighty fucking ducks and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, rando.


This message brings up some questions:

What is the name of your spy network?

How many unconfirmed goals you have?

"This earth", is there other earths, come on I cant sleep now.

Could you inform about the ways of scoring past Horse when you dont use only your bare hands?

Also kind sir, I would like to note that Mighty Ducks is disbanded.

pls ty
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Re: Looking for Horse the briton

Postby DEVS_VVLT » July 7th, 2019, 11:19 am

Dear Horse,

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let te][o go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will rek you in a 1v1.
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