Haxball meme thread

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Re: Haxball meme thread

Postby Vak » September 15th, 2018, 10:19 am

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Re: Haxball meme thread

Postby Unai » June 13th, 2019, 12:47 pm

I know a lot of you guys have never won anything in haxball, so i have decided to start off with a couple of you in order to make you feel better about this unfortunate fact!


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I know there's a lot of you so don't be mad if i haven't done you yet, give me some time to get to it.
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Re: Haxball meme thread

Postby dolphinunicorn » June 13th, 2019, 1:28 pm

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I dont think i need to say anything
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Re: Haxball meme thread

Postby Jappo » June 13th, 2019, 4:07 pm

Do you mean his team history?
If yes, in German we call it "klassiches Eigentor" (engl. classic own goal)

Lyreco/dolph or what ever your name currently is:
8 Teams (stations) / 6 Ssns = 1,33 Teams each Ssn

Unai / Pat / Areola / kane or what ever his name currently is:
25 Teams (stations) / 19 Ssns = 1,32 Teams each Ssn (oh maybe i made a mistake..20 Ssns = 1,25)

looks like he wasnt active for a few seasons, but he got a lot of trollkicks from some teams (total, greys)
but ok, with changing his name he is in front...

i like his goals and asissts statistics much more for his long time (and many wins) as offensive player. every gk did more than that

yes, my team historie doesnt look much better either and i didnt win anything either, and maybe i'll be mentioned now too. but i have good chances to get the own goal crown.

It is really a shame how it gets more disrespectful in the forum every day now. Are there school holidays at the moment? But the admins also seem to tolerate everything.
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Re: Haxball meme thread

Postby Unai » June 13th, 2019, 4:12 pm

Jappo wrote:Do you mean his team history?
If yes, in German we call it "klassiches Eigentor" (engl. classic own goal)

Lyreco/dolph or what ever your name currently is:
8 Teams (stations) / 6 Ssns = 1,33 Teams each Ssn

Unai / Pat / Areola / kane or what ever his name currently is:
25 Teams (stations) / 19 Ssns = 1,32 Teams each Ssn

looks like he wasnt active for a few seasons, but he got a lot of trollkicks from some teams (total, greys)
but ok, with changing his name he is in front...

i like his goals and asissts statistics much more for his long time (and many wins) as offensive player. every gk did more than that

yes, my team historie doesnt look much better either and i didnt win anything either, and maybe i'll be mentioned now too. but i have good chances to get the own goal crown.

It is really a shame how it gets more disrespectful in the forum every day now. Are there school holidays at the moment? But the admins also seem to tolerate everything.


You realize i played about 10 officials max since 2014 right? xd
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Re: Haxball meme thread

Postby Jappo » June 13th, 2019, 4:22 pm

maybe i misunderstood your 1st post, if not, the last post makes this statement even more funny...
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Re: Haxball meme thread

Postby Unai » June 13th, 2019, 4:25 pm

Jappo wrote:maybe i misunderstood your 1st post, if not, the last post makes this statement even more funny...


Everyone knows i'm not a serious player, i leave every team that i join after 1-2 games, bringing stats up is literally pointless.
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Re: Haxball meme thread

Postby pkppp » June 13th, 2019, 4:37 pm

PAT PRESIDENT
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Re: Haxball meme thread

Postby Taziek » June 13th, 2019, 4:41 pm

pkp 2 strong 4 them
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Re: Haxball meme thread

Postby LaggerMet » June 13th, 2019, 6:00 pm

taziek has the worst history and he is such a nice player
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Re: Haxball meme thread

Postby Ferg » June 13th, 2019, 6:01 pm

<17:19:56> "Unai" vous envoie un poke : who can leave most times me or u

<17:20:19> "Unai" vous envoie un poke : #1 most aggressive leaver
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Re: Haxball meme thread

Postby Vak » June 13th, 2019, 6:19 pm

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Re: Haxball meme thread

Postby ShimShon » June 13th, 2019, 6:32 pm

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Re: Haxball meme thread

Postby Lloyd Banks » June 13th, 2019, 6:46 pm

LISTEN HERE UNAI PAL, U LITTLE SQUIRT. I COULD CRUSH U WITH MY OLD LADY HANDS, EASY. BLACK OFF SOCK, HE'S DOING HIS BEST, AND THAT'S WHAT MATTERS IN THE HEARTS OF FM
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Re: Haxball meme thread

Postby P4ER » June 13th, 2019, 7:32 pm

KROL: im top striker in this game
KROL: u cant denny facts
KROL: only xsha is better, can admit
KROL: nobody else than me and xsha can score iso goals in this game

KROL , 4 goals 9 matchdays.
LaggerMet, 11 goals 3 matchdays.
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Re: Haxball meme thread

Postby KROL » June 13th, 2019, 7:43 pm

yes, with 6 goals farmed on B4L with rosemary that doesnt play this game anymore, another 2 on FEAR, congrats,
Im having 5 assists aswell, so 9 overall for 9 matches? why not:)
want to remind you we havent played agaisint fear or slappers yet, so calma about farming goals ^^

btw still more goals than your keyplayer SAKY ^^
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Re: Haxball meme thread

Postby Anddy » June 13th, 2019, 7:45 pm

Iso ?
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Re: Haxball meme thread

Postby ATuntija » June 13th, 2019, 7:52 pm

:popcorn:
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Re: Haxball meme thread

Postby KROL » June 13th, 2019, 8:17 pm

btw, im almost sure most of you have seen the "new meta promo insanity/mobsters" on channel description of gnm

i want to show you how the "top team" was playing against us in today's cup after we scored goal for 1-2, i cba doing more clips, but SAKY was doing exactly the same in def as well

on this clip you can see 30sec stolen, enjoy



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hi, hipocricy???
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Re: Haxball meme thread

Postby Saky » June 13th, 2019, 8:20 pm

KROL wrote:btw, im almost sure most of you have seen the "new meta promo insanity/mobsters" on channel description of gnm

i want to show you how the "top team" was playing against us in today's cup after we scored goal for 1-2, i cba doing more clips, but SAKY was doing exactly the same in def as well

on this clip you can see 30sec stolen, enjoy



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hi, hipocricy???


EZ CLAP GET GOOD POLAK
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