by Maddude » February 2nd, 2013, 2:02 pm
Okay.
Okay okay so i'm late,
But mate, I was on a date,
jokes though cos I dont take her anywhere,
mebbe cos she's ginger and it’s too much with that hair,
you say i took a penis to my armpit,
well bro you took it to your elbow and you lavved it,
You cut parkers balls off with a rusty knife,
now he runs around dropping half-eaten apples in shoes cos you took his life,
whilst we're heer on this subject of your family,
I'ma tell the story of the floater in your lavatory,
I was going for a waz in ur upstairs lav,
then into my sight came a massive floater,
bro your bowels need more than just a sat nav,
that shits somewhere above woat-tier.
You were too shook to play season 1,
I woulda stayed on the subject but you wouldn’t handle my witty pun,
Tall like hagrid, not hench like sukh or treebeard,
however troll-faced and cum-smeared,
You might as well try and disappear,
No need to reply cos I’ll make TT get up here,
He’ll finish you without even going queer.
parkers his dog fyi
was ez when I started writing, just cbead b4
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