Feed Me Haxball

Yo, bringin’ this shit back to life with Vidal for fun. Using the rules from the thread.

Yo vidal wants to start a fight?
Alright!
Just don’t use the 24 hours for the whole night.
This little Frenchie wants to battle me,
just hold on a sec’ please think about your family.
After this your gonna be a broken man,
all I’m gonna leave you is a token man.
This is level one so I go on you with ease,
just watch how I’m gonna increase,
please don’t start with your french like it would be some fuckin chinese,
and anyone agrees,
you frenchies - acting like a bunch of monkeys,
when I’m battling there are no guarantees,
I kill my enemies,
I will finish you and you will end up underseas,
there’s no one who disagrees,
when I say your just a disease,
but now I’ll leave you these keys,
step in into my house and feel this breeze.
Step in and feel my flow, feel my skill, feel my vibe,
but don’t even try it with a bribe – buffon style.
There is no one gonna vote for you anyway,
and if you really think at this point the battle could go in any way,
you will soon hear many say,
“Sero killed it totally for a german boi, he took vidal and just took him as a toy”

To all the other people all I can say is - enjoy.

All in for Vidal

lol

Who needs 24h to kill a little german boy,
I don't even need to come in Leipzig to destroy.
Talking bout' frenchies maybe you're jealous,
I don't need haxball to get famous!

Yahtzee is your favorite game,
I get it because it's only random,
when you win you feel like really handsome,
but actually the concept is a shame.

You posting beer at 12 pm on snapchat,
and you can't contradict that,
Keep doing and we'll see you on a AA meeting!

You still annoying me with you coming to Lyon,
but I don't care the only man you'll see is Macron.

To be honest I can give you a little compliment,
but to the others it can be an inconveniance,
you can be a real animal lover,
except when you send me catporn screamer!

All I can say now is welcome in Div 2,
but that's the level of your crew!

You said "There is no one gonna vote for you anyway",
says the guy who lost a pool vs Buffon in Top Goalkeeper,
but I get it - it's because you shoot like a fucking stormtrooper!

vote for vidalo

i have to be faithfull to my country, my vote goes to Sero!

Pedy is that you?

Sero07 wrote:Yo, bringin’ this shit back to life with Vidal for fun. Using the rules from the thread.

Yo vidal wants to start a fight?
Alright!
Just don’t use the 24 hours for the whole night.
This little Frenchie wants to battle me,
just hold on a sec’ please think about your family.
After this your gonna be a broken man,
all I’m gonna leave you is a token man.
This is level one so I go on you with ease,
just watch how I’m gonna increase,
please don’t start with your french like it would be some fuckin chinese,
and anyone agrees,
you frenchies - acting like a bunch of monkeys,
when I’m battling there are no guarantees,
I kill my enemies,
I will finish you and you will end up underseas,
there’s no one who disagrees,
when I say your just a disease,
but now I’ll leave you these keys,
step in into my house and feel this breeze.
Step in and feel my flow, feel my skill, feel my vibe,
but don’t even try it with a bribe – buffon style.
There is no one gonna vote for you anyway,
and if you really think at this point the battle could go in any way,
you will soon hear many say,
“Sero killed it totally for a german boi, he took vidal and just took him as a toy”

To all the other people all I can say is - enjoy.

Vidalo wrote::fp:

Who needs 24h to kill a little german boy,
I don't even need to come in Leipzig to destroy.
Talking bout' frenchies maybe you're jealous,
I don't need haxball to get famous!

Yahtzee is your favorite game,
I get it because it's only random,
when you win you feel like really handsome,
but actually the concept is a shame.

You posting beer at 12 pm on snapchat,
and you can't contradict that,
Keep doing and we'll see you on a AA meeting!

You still annoying me with you coming to Lyon,
but I don't care the only man you'll see is Macron.

To be honest I can give you a little compliment,
but to the others it can be an inconveniance,
you can be a real animal lover,
except when you send me catporn screamer!

All I can say now is welcome in Div 2,
but that's the level of your crew!

You said "There is no one gonna vote for you anyway",
says the guy who lost a pool vs Buffon in Top Goalkeeper,
but I get it - it's because you shoot like a fucking stormtrooper!

is that all you can guys say?

I have to back my teammate, nice one vidal

Wow this is all what this little pussy got,
saying “I only battle you when you go first”,
Your pathetic counter wasn’t even close to be on spot.
You are really fighting me like a dead monkey you are with no thirst.
And now this little punk is acting like “oh no I can’t continue the next two days”
But Im the best who stays, your just a mess who’s gay.
You are crying over an unfair advantage?
but I don’t need this crap anyway and pass it - over,
I’m just gonna gas you till its – over.
After this battle you need way more than just a bandage.

Did I cross a - line?
Im gonna break your – spine
I commit a – crime
Until you – resign
This is my – design
To make you – realign.
You should think about searching a new free time activity,
cuz Im battling you at work on a meantime creativity - break.

And your talking shit about me being in div 2 now, being jealous that im not French?
But you’re the one sitting in div 2 on a bench.
Only allowed to play 3v3 since barely anyone cares about,
because when you play shit there? Well no one gets loud.

There is not much more I need to say,
like I said before I am the guy here around to stay.
Your round was shit like mumble rappers,
almost nothing relevant enough for me to pick up,
stay quiet and go dick suck’ -ing
bitch I’m still, the – king.
But hold on there’s one, more – thing.

Your trying to expose me with getting out and drinking stuff at 12 pm?
Wow, I just wonder why your mum and 11 other hoes slid into my DM.
I can understand that your worried with me coming to France,
last time Germans went in they were the only one left to dance.

Take your time to let it sink,
you got now Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday to think

omg sero

helal

I had some free time when I was boring on lunch time,
to answer this man exciting like making love on his very first time,
I hope you'll understand one day,
for now you only have the right hand way.

You said I'm a too kind rapper,
don't worry I'm a mind kidnapper,
you wanted trash, I got your slot's mother cash,
I don't need to dash, I got your family to slash!

Better you take bandage, cos' I'll fuck you style bondage,
Even if I have an older age, I still got the advantage,
I'm the dominant I hope you can see,
at least that's what your mother told me.

Everyday crying about your DM own goal,
you wound't take one if you had everything under control,
you're lost on the ground like a girl with passivity,
it was the same when I took your anal virginity!

I got a real life, i'm not seeting behind my computer all life,
I'm an acrobat, I'm not getting fat like a house cat,
you better change paths if you don't want to be crush by my baseball bat!

I can help you with weight loosing,
to get a body that's at least not disgusting,
but I guess you don't want something to learn,
like when your people receive Jews with burn...

Still talking about germans coming to France,
I bet my country put you on transe,
the only thing I know in France about germans,
is that they were raped by Griezmann!

Oh look who’s there after claiming he wouldn’t be able to drop something the next few days.

The little rat coming out of his hole,
fam, looks like you don’t get my text as a whole.
I just said you can go suck a dick because you are gay and the next thing you wanna do is taking my anal virginity?
God damn! No one can help this dude he’s doomed for infinity.

You can see he’s trying hard to step up his game like a mountain climber,
but your just as dead as this american guy with a german-jewish ancestry Robert Oppenheimer.
This means Im gonna let the bomb trop on ya ugly duck face,
nobody wants you on a snugly fuck place.
Fam you are getting dismissed,
there is no way that you can resist.
Not long ago you wanted a girl so bad,
but you just waited,
you went to her ‘nd asked for a date but she said “Ewww no go away or I get my dad”,
now your frustrated.
But yeah keep dreaming about what my mother would tell you. Your delusional hate,
puts you into a confusional state.
But people I want to introduce you vidal – Valentin ********, 24, still the kid in CoD who has “slept with everyone’s mum”.
Now I exposed you as the maniac you are. How do you want to counter that with fakes and lies?
Face the truth and accept you will never have some babes and tries.

But wow he is really innovative,
oh boy your just imitative.
I mean really another football line?
Well let’s see I think I got the perfect rhyme.
Time for a back flash - World Cup twenty fourteen,
you wanted this backlash – with plenty on the scene.

Once again a Führer raised his hand and won against France.
But its fine you just hadn’t a chance.

Nothing much more left to say to a lunatic,
still trying to figure out the size of his penis with a yardstick.
I mean I finally understood his deep mind,
he’s just a kid from a cheap side,
and loves playing with his tiny meat pipe.
He just got a complex,
I just want to annex,
his ill mind reflects,
that everyone rejects – him.

You got the last verse to drop now,
after a weak round 1 and 2 from you, you can bow down, your nothing else than a crazy clown.
But there is one more thing I would like to add before I put the little kid vidal finally to bed.
This guy dont wanna battle he's shook cause aint no such thing as halfway croocks

Sero07 - Vidalo 1-1

Let's get ready to rumble

Who can understand your fucking lines,
We said rap battle not poetic lines,
Keep calm and drink your grenadine,
Shut your mouth up because it's time to shine!

I'm the one who prospect,
You're in my pocket,
And you better be quiet,
If you don't want to get rekt!

I don't get why you talk bout' fakes and lies,
You made so many tries, do it again several times,
You'll need multiple medical supplies,
Cos' I'll humiliate you easily by eating my french fries.

Don't worry I don't have any complex,
I'm not the one who got rekt by Yannex,
You better be worry bout' your cerebral cortex,
It seems to be as evolved as crickets!

You wanted to make physical attacks,
It's normal when you take drogs and cracks,
We all know you have some brain issue,
But who the fuck are you to argue,
Don't be surprised if you're compared to Flaviu.

Which duck face?
Don't get to close I'm gonna dunk your face,
Ask your mom when I fucked her face,
You don't deserve to belong to the human race,
Go face to face - like the Team Rocket I'll bring you back to the hyper space.

I'm going to blow your face - up,
I don't even need that to step - up,
I left your mom in tears when I broke - up
To watch my rap level you have to look - up!

gg bb no re

gg vidal was fun

Added poll to vote for winner.

Vidalo wrote:Don't worry I don't have any complex,
I'm not the one who got rekt by Yannex,

DAMN