ROUND 1: FAP VS AIDAN

Who won?

Poll ended at February 1st, 2013, 7:33 pm

Fap
9
90%
Aidan
1
10%
 
Total votes : 10

ROUND 1: FAP VS AIDAN

Postby Cam_Sampbell » January 29th, 2013, 7:15 pm

Fap's going first, and you have until 19.15 tomorrow.

GOOOO
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Re: ROUND 1: FAP VS AIDAN

Postby dora da gora » January 29th, 2013, 7:42 pm

okay aidan, here we go,
you dont have to worry I aint gonna make this slow,
you didn't even get in teamUK, not even above joe,
you better prepare and don't put on a dumb show.
this is my first verse, you don't have to worry I won't get personal
everytime I hear you speak you sound like a dumb aboriginal.
you mad i'm freeballin, didn't even need to prep
you better check google for a step-by-step.
I can tell your hurting, we've only just got started,
you better man the fuck up, this competition aint for the faint hearted.

peace xxx
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Re: ROUND 1: FAP VS AIDAN

Postby Aidan » January 29th, 2013, 7:58 pm

Fap m8 pls
i'll be having you going weak at the knees
your bare shook of my sik rhyming skills
you probably should just go back to your day job at flippin burgers and checking tills
you see the biggest problem i got in this battle
is worrying about the length of these lines
cause you be no match for me mr liam grimes
i reckon you should just go back to playing maf
im actually feeling sorry for you cause im gonna tear u in half
i'll get beyond a joke and people wont even laugh
they'll be hid behind their pillows necks peaking over like a giraffe
m8 i might i'll let you call it a day heer if you wish
cause going by that first post you're nothing but pish
that seemed like a good line to end but im gonna continue
nah infact i'll leave let you come back see what you got in you
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Re: ROUND 1: FAP VS AIDAN

Postby dora da gora » January 29th, 2013, 8:17 pm

l0l aidan, you fly about more than mani
i thought you was deadly, the skinny afghani
you mad, that I'm gonna be your new captain
you aint gonna be at arriba next season, thats for certain
you better ask roly for a spot at his academy
because at the moment you're living in a fantasy.
this battle has reach half way through
you better get the first aid kit
because i've cut into you
from this angle of view, what are going to do
what are you stuttering for,
have you got the stomach flu?
I called you out, I know that your shook
please stop speaking
all I can hear is gobbledygook
take a look, in your phone book
ring jonni he might let you off the hook.
you jelly I was always number 1 choice
then i retired, you could finally rejoice.
mate, after reading that I'm kid of disappointed
wait till the meetup, you're gonna get disjointed
mr stoney, dont get me started on your accent
you get nervous and start sweating in any social event
ask gordon for some supplements to stop the torment
when you signed up
we should have asked for parental consent
I can't believe scotland only has you to represent.
now I'm gonna leave it heer,
after waiting for you im gonna need a beer,
I've had a sick haxball career, now just please fuckin disappear....
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Re: ROUND 1: FAP VS AIDAN

Postby Aidan » January 30th, 2013, 4:54 pm

fap what you even chattin
you getting arriba captain is never gonna happen
your full hax career has been living in fear
you're too scared to play on steam u little queer
ohhhhhh no jonny dont play me
i dont want people to see how shit i am on tv
again this season you couldnt cope
its cool though for you we didnt really have any hope
all you ever gonna be in hax is someone who is a quitter
you can never stick it out, you just get bitter
its a sad fact really as you were pretty well meh
need to work on your fooking passing tho yeh
you'll probably be too shook to go to meet up as well
cause you know mate when you meet me i'll make youe lyf hell
come at me bro cause i gotz bare more words
and even when i do photography i use the rule of thirds
fap looking through the pics of you well think u look hench
but bruv do you even bench ?
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Re: ROUND 1: FAP VS AIDAN

Postby dora da gora » January 30th, 2013, 6:33 pm

you said I got shook?
I still got picked over you,
my profession is a cook,
tell you what i'll make some chicken stew.
I forgot you're from scotland
theres only haggis on the menu
that shit is so bland
you're gonna empty this venue.
when I called you out
I thought you'd give me a challenge
but from your first shout
all you've done is make me cringe.
you talk about my passing?
you couldn't hit a still target
mate I think your gassing
you bought your laptop from a flea market
you said I'm bitter? a quitter? I ain't got any hope?
well son you cant play hax
you better go play on your skipping rope.
I heard you got sent down for 2 years for selling dope
nigger joe bummed you when you bent down for the soap.

BOOM

F Fappy Humps a.k.a. Dizzy Brat checkin out.

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Re: ROUND 1: FAP VS AIDAN

Postby Aidan » January 31st, 2013, 7:21 pm

yeah m8 your shook as fuck
everything you ever did good was cause of a bit of luck
you come on at me for being fist pick
but we play different positions fap u dick
this is where my real rappin will begin to take the stage
and nah for it i dont even get any wage
so you c call youself a cook then ?
oh wait are we talking about your day job or in your crack den
i heard you and gordon being sharing a needle or two
we should probably get you killed like all dem jews
thinking about it you've probs got aids as well
cause every time someone adress me as that you get para as hell
wait is this the explanation for your weird movements in hax
you think someone is chasing you around the park with an axe
dey gonna kill you blud is it getting all scary
dont worry m8 they dont know your just a little fairy
nice tatoo btw it looks really cool
but maybe you should probably stuck in at school
flippin burgers and salting chips sounds really fun
but your jobs more prehistoric than atilla the hun
you probably cook them on an open fire
collecting the sticks before is an easy hire
remember tho you need to keep them dry
so no drooling on them dont even try
i know its hard for you to keep your tongue in your mouth
but i dont judge you its just what happens down south
your last post didnt even make sense
a few words here a few words there no direction or pretense
i've made you cringe awww well thats cute
but i just think i've stole your pride ye its been a sucessful loot
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Re: ROUND 1: FAP VS AIDAN

Postby Cam_Sampbell » January 31st, 2013, 7:33 pm

Smh, I'll let you off, poll up.
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Season 4
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