ROUND 1: ARCTIC VS DOOMS

Who won?

Poll ended at January 28th, 2013, 6:29 pm

Arctic
3
25%
Dooms
9
75%
 
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ROUND 1: ARCTIC VS DOOMS

Postby Cam_Sampbell » January 26th, 2013, 6:33 pm

Arctic going first, and you have until 18.33 tomorrow.

GO!
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Re: ROUND 1: ARCTIC VS DOOMS

Postby arctic » January 26th, 2013, 7:30 pm

Let me get straight to the point
Dooms you’re a prik
your literally thick
you're just a dick
Thinking you’re sick
Missing open goals
Giving head to Joel
Just To write your rhymes
Yet won’t be better than mines
real shit though
just the fact your shit made NWA be last
i'll take pictures of my rear end
so you wont forget my ass
of all the leagues
your not even top scorer in haxleague
go unclog a toilet and quit spewing diarreah
i run you over faster than you can say mamma mia
get on your way dooms leave this town
before your terrible sales take dums coffee stor down
you may be my cap in sekrit but i wont take you so casually
you'll get the gist of this when opc yells fatality
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Re: ROUND 1: ARCTIC VS DOOMS

Postby dooms » January 26th, 2013, 7:35 pm

arc mate, im surprised you still play hax,
dribbling, passin and shooting and wat you lacks,
you get owned in pubs, sweatin like fap,
i bet your now jus cryin in your mummy's lap,
maybe jus say to yourself, ''oh im crap''
think your good? bro you needa slap,
go to haxpuk, go and download ogres passin map,
if you fail, you'll jus blame the handicap,
learn to pass, yes thats your goal,
wait, im the goalkeeper, i got this under control,
il be owning you, as your gonna see on the poll,
you'll be recieving hate in your pigeonhole,
your now sitting in your chair, covered with pee,
probably because your jus shook of me,
ill win this, yep, i garentee.

you get benched by mlf,
and picked ahead of mik,
has anyone told you, x to kick?
you miss 5 open goals a game, how the heck does that happen?
you must be shit at hax, and so is your rappin,
you used suicide bomber and sub zero to change your identity,
ill mess your brain physically, successfully and mentally.
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Re: ROUND 1: ARCTIC VS DOOMS

Postby Maddude » January 26th, 2013, 8:05 pm

it's lyke a skewl fite, one hit b4 someone runs away
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Re: ROUND 1: ARCTIC VS DOOMS

Postby arctic » January 27th, 2013, 2:09 am

Dooms please, you can slag off my haxball skills
yet without me goalkeeping in sekrit, you can't seem to handle mlf's spills
concedes more than I concede in a whole season
you know you can't bench me even with a reason
At least in haxleague I won the gk award
remember the time when u scored?
I cant either, cos ur nothing but a fakin deceiver
I pity NWA for the passes you team mates received
at last they found out the shit striker you had them into being deceived
you barely even got a team in div1
I always beaten you in a 1v1
you even lost to fucking song1
so ye, call me crap
only teams you get played are teams you cap
apart from NWA which evidently made them bad
you even disappoint your deadbeat dad

Didn't you know? shooting, passing, controlling are the basics of haxball
you can't do neither of them which makes me lol
your play like a wheelchair except the wheels are missing
Your just a chair that even Joel is ditching
You fuck ups are about to be start reminiscing

remember when you get cut from GI Joehans
Seems Joe didn't you want you in his division 1 plans
Not surprised, your skills spread to NWA like a disease
Now any team can beat NWA with ease
While your excuses for mistakes is that you "sneezed"
pls clearly Your verses just bullshit
You thought ur 1st round verse was good enough now your up to your wits
your probs a 45 year old baked beaned gora thats knits
while thinking to be as good as Fritz
at least if I lose this battle I lose by saying facts
your get Joel make up bullshit while sucking his dirty ballsacks

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Re: ROUND 1: ARCTIC VS DOOMS

Postby dooms » January 27th, 2013, 12:40 pm

I woop your ass almost every other day.
You bein #1 is like hell with a snow day - there's no way.
Your time is up Arctic, Send ya to ya death, Cause I'm the king, judge and jury.
your a pussy, i'll leave you in fury,
And you don't want no trouble Arctic, you thinkin you the best cmon, u must be smokin reefer,
Keep diggin deeper,I'll put you in a sleeper,
Next thing u know u wake up facin' the grim reaper,
You ain't good, you a pussy with a shit team,
Bein #1 is what u thinkin in ya wet dream.


You struggerling to find some rhymes mate?
stealing from ksi ,and making you create,
stealing eminems little trait,
you can't fool me, dooms the great,
unlike you, watch me innovate,
ill make you aggrovate, determinate and celebrate,
once I finish i'll make people fascinate.

I can hardly get into a div 1 team? been offered by the best,
read the list of teams i've been in, be my guest,
it'll take a while for you to digest,
offerred by arriba and gi joehans, i approved neither,
as deer would say 'you fucking geezer',
after this rap, it'll give you a siezer,

Getting your galaxy crew to rep you, thats cute,
be ready to change your identity, get your parachute,
owning people, that's my attribute,
after this, i'll put you on mute,
y'kno what you are in deja, a substitute,

you fly like harri potter, you lose nil to twentyfour,
your nothing without breezy, your haxball dumbledore,
when nwa play deja, you'll see me with goals galore,
and no, it's definatly not a metophor,
as shanade would say, you'll be scarred for life forevermore,
all that is left is SAY NO MORE.
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Re: ROUND 1: ARCTIC VS DOOMS

Postby arctic » January 27th, 2013, 4:08 pm

"Pussy with a with shit team", yet we 6 places above your team
What does that make your team? I put a end to your scheme
you only been offered by the best in your dreams
Deja have the chance of being in the cl
NWA will be dropping a division, are you swell?
You a retard who don't even have half a brain
next season being signed in the reserve league will be your aim
you claim to be the best
Is that what you mum said while your sucking on her breast
I stab her in her chest
I showed her ma dick she was impressed
After I'm done with you go live your life depressed

you jaw will be clenched
vs Deja you just be benched
remember the score last time, how many did u score past me?
you can't even score past Killer B
You deepthroat Joel drinking a mixture of Sperm and Pee
I be a nominee for div1 gk of the season which I will guarantee
I been offered by the best team in the league
Bayer wanted me, I somehow made Tim intrigued

i ain't in deja as a substitute, played 11 out of 12 missed 1 with a reason
in galaxy how many times did u win substitute of the season?
I won more awards than you, winning them like a demon
yet you been playing hax longer than me you freak
your weak, you been planning your lyrics for days like a geek
I smack you so hard your won't make a squeak
You stay away from me as if it's hide and seek

10 NWA games 6 goals, Did you score any of them?
You even became worse as a player from your days in PPM
NWA being relegated will be you to be condemned
You destroyed the teams chem
Your by far the shittiest player in FM
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Re: ROUND 1: ARCTIC VS DOOMS

Postby dooms » January 27th, 2013, 6:20 pm

you sayin you got more awards then me?
you mus be feelin' wheezy,
your a nobody, jus a wannabee,
i suggest you leave the forum and jus flee,
you may be the next feed me news intervewee,
''how does it feel getting raped by doom?''
''im scarred for life, locked myself in my room
stabbed myself and put myself in a tomb,
changed my look and my constume,
planted a bomb then it goes boom.''

Y'kno wot, im too hench,
usopps better and dench, wot you deserve is bench,
you aint got ma skills or flair,
im so fast your not even aware,
you wanted to meet me at tesco yeah?
when i meet you, your gonna piss your underwear,
you and me don't even compare, - it's not even fair
fk it, why should i care, i'll give you the scare,
ill leave you in despair, so just beware,

sorry, i forgot it's gettin a little late for you,
twisting your words making you go coocoo,
soon you'll be cut from the little sekrit crew,
jus face it, you've lost, do you need a tissue?
having your bed time already set,
only jus realised you havnt hit puberty yet,
ima make you sweat,
after this, your gonna wanna forget,
you wanted to play me, your gonna wanna regret,
your gonna wanna wish u and me never met.

This raps gone to the next levil,
you kno i've won, your in denial,
your gonna be the next jimmy savile,
watch this rap on youtube go viral,
it's on the news, it's gonn' travel.
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Re: ROUND 1: ARCTIC VS DOOMS

Postby arctic » January 27th, 2013, 6:21 pm

gg Dums :D
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Re: ROUND 1: ARCTIC VS DOOMS

Postby Cam_Sampbell » January 27th, 2013, 6:29 pm

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Season 2
Action Men - Appearances - 9(1), Goals - 0, Assists - 1

Season 3
Ajhax - Appearances - 9(1), Goals - 7, Assists - 0

Season 4
Powerpuff Men - Appearances - 5, Goals - 2, Assists - 1
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Season 5
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Season 6
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Season 7
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Season 8
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