Feed Me Haxball

Sign-up thread: viewtopic.php?f=262&t=3771
Rules: viewtopic.php?f=262&t=3774

Remember, taking it in turns to write three verses each within 24 hours of this thread, so it will end at 23.07 tomorrow.

Signorelli to go first!

GO!

How you doing rach?
Im guessing you'll be putting a lot of effort in
is that why you been wild-carding so you can practice for this event
I'm telling you now it's been a waste
As you will get the same results as you do in the league
In bayer we turn up and win, whereas in your team you train and then flop
Just look a table your one point and soon to be 4 when we're finish with you on thursday
You'll be crying after my team's thrashing
But no worries here's a tissue
I did what you did by bringing in pros but only better
Just look at our rosters
aguero10 is worth more than your whole team put together
You had the chance to have Maldo but you threw him away
And soon he'll be haunting yuh

l0l here we go, my attempt at rappin'
signorelli, get back to 4chan coz bitch ur trappin'
you keep harpin on and on about dat aguero,
coz you know you wont win naffin without him there, no
and what the fuck are you chattin about dat maldo?
we got big man haxer at the back now so,
it's like comparin casillas to ben foster,
maldo's overrated, get him off your roster,
but i will admit you got a good 'un in reus,
unlucky for you, you still won't slay us,
go and lick your wounds sig coz you've been parred,
and get out of my pub ye coz bitch you're barred

yeyeye

lol this is going to be harder then expected

You're a good rapper
Shame you ain't a good manager
Like you did with team uk
It was not ok
You talk the talk
but you can't walk the walk
None of your nubs would be able to get into bayer
I rather have wawa
You may of won division 2 before
but that when it was 3v3 and deer was top scorer, that must be sore
It's changed, Fm is now a completely different game
Watching your team is so dull and lame
and stop banging on about haxer
he maybe aguero's national manager, but you where uk's manager
does that make you better than fap or ogre?
you can ban me from ts, but you will never take my title which we deserve
i maybe a dumb bitch, but you just got served

you keep on chattin about bein manager,
but come on sig u didnt do naffin didja?
u dont do nothin, ur just an assistant,
u think ur a girl but really ur a mister,
ur obviously a dude, i fink ur names kevin
chav with a burberry cap, in your escort, revvin,
lol that wawa, he's really harri potter,
shit at what he does, bit like del trotter,
have you even seen us play? you think we're lame?
you take winning too seriously, you'd think you'd came,
makin a mess, pls it's really not good,
neither's your lack of a clitoral hood,
no point even comparin me to fap,
everyone knows he's totally crap,
he's a liability and besides, he's quit,
probably down to the fact he's shit,
oops sorry, im goin off topic,
i should be merkin you about how your dick's microscopic,
come meet me in the park, we'll battle al fresco,
i really don't care, you can meet me at tesco,
you aint winnin nuffin, bayer will fail,
and you, you're useless like a rusty old nail


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I'm not sure if that was aimed at me or fap
Your starting to lose your skill at rapping and it's starting to become crap
For one half you where talking about fap and then other about some guy called Kevin
You seem to be losing your cool, starting to act irrationally and have heavy breathin
I'm no assistant, it's not luck that before i joined bayer they where sixth
And when i left they soon simmered and fell down the table, it wasn't long before they where begging me to come back to deal with their grief
I had to pick up the pieces left by previous captains Teh and Pedy
So are you feeling ready?
As you see management comes easy to me as Spainish does to Dora
You're just a 42 year old baked bean stained gora
You're probably called Roy
and we'll beat you with Joy
It's been two years and still no proof that you're a girl
I'll juke you with a signorelli twirl
Your Testicles are a big as doorbells
You missing Banks? cya Bankchel and welcome Team Tinkerbell
I'm also way smarter than you, you can't even do possessive pronouns and you claim to be 21, i know science and maths
A part of me even feels sorry for you and you couldn't even beat caths
It doesn't matter if you beat me in this battle
We will still beat you to the division 2 title and then treat you like cattle
If you're promoted with us, in division 1 you will be little
And we'll be fighting for the title
I'll be chilling in Dover
Don't bother replaying as this battle is already over



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wierd

Rach has asked for an extention to 2am for work

<18:00:45> "Rachel": i gotta go into work at proper short notice
<18:00:54> "Rachel": and i dont finish til midnight
<18:01:02> "Rachel": possible to get extension on the rap thing>

<18:01:45> "Rachel": dave didnt show up at work coz his gf went into labour
<18:01:47> "Rachel": so i gotta cover

Extension permitted!!!!! SIGS ALREDI WON WIV DEM BARS

Top lad dave, bet she's fit

l0l bitch pls, clearly aimed at you,
with a brain like yours though, i doubt you'd have a clue,
what makes you think i'm losin my cool? i'm constantly chilled,
you ain't got naffin on me, i'm evidently skilled,
all you ever think about is being a fucking captain,
you need to get out of that body that you're trapped in,
your entire world revolves around bayer,
tellin' us you're a girl, but we know you're a liar,
i doubt zero and tim even want you there,
for me it'd be like living in a bloody nightmare,
what the fuck is spainish? love, you spelt that wrong,
probs cause you're too busy playin with your dong,
really thinkin that im missing banks?
he's like you, spends all day 'avin wanks,
you're 'avin a laugh, you're 'avin a bubble,
up against me, you shoulda known you were in trouble,
sig pls of course this battle finished ages ago,
you might as well have carried on playing in the snow,
in fact, it finished before it even started,
what even is that smell, have you just sharted?

gg x

lol wots wiv dis h8 towards me? u fkin cunt

l0l sik multis

congrats @dave

sosij vs opc now pls

"As you see management comes easy to me as Spanish does to Dora
You're just a 42 year old baked bean stained gora"

That might of won sig the round

Congrats Dave!

Rach, you've got to show Dave this thread.

if only my first round wasn't so shit. :(

Rach wins