RAP BATTLES THREAD

RAP BATTLES THREAD

Postby socrates » January 18th, 2013, 2:05 am

Ok so I thought it'd be a cool idea if we turned these rap battles into a tournament. Would be a good laugh and we can get the community to vote on who wins each round and goes through.

Camsam kindly offered to help run it, if we get enough interest <3

So post here if you'd be interested, just a laugh so don't be shook guys!

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OvoXo
Cam_Sampbell
Anglo
Hesur
Lloyd Banks
Suarez
Tstrijland
RACHEL
SIGNORELLI
MoMo
rolex
sausage
opc
DeStorm
macrodude
Fred
fap
Stevo
aeRo
milf
dums
Girgs
aidan

Fixtures:
anglo vs Hesur
Rachel vs Signorelli
Suarez vs Tstrijland
mlf vs rolex
sausage vs opc
Arctic vs Dooms
Mad vs Aero
Fap vs Aidan
Cam vs Momi
Girgs vs Banks
Ovo vs Fred
Stevo vs DeStorm

Also HESUR vs ANGLO SATURDAY - UNDISCLOSED TIME

"BANKS":
pippo spittin rhymes like he's got bare intelligence,
but we see things differently, all i see is despair and negligence.
he lacks the multis required to really show content,
his flow and syllables arent there to win the argument.
he's battlin anglo at the weekend,
its a shame because he's going in unprepared, undeclared and outright scared.
hes already asking if anglos a pro rapper,
thinking in his mind anglos some young lethal whippersnapper

"CamSampbell":
Anglo's got his boys, the swedish hax mafia.
He's gonna spit some sick rhymes, and then he's coming after ya'.
But Corn's got his flamingo army, who's gonna fly?
They're shooting up the rhymes, like a nasty drive-by

"BANKS":
anglo's unknown on the rap scene,
but hes already ahead cos hes got the black gene,
corn is looking for a way out, a place to hide,
but theres nowhere to run; you're about to collide,
with the main rhyme spitter originating from sweden,
hesur in this battle you're nothin' but a heathen.
you're out of your depth, about to get merked,
anglo's cerebral cortex is overloading on red alert

"CamSampbell":
Anglo's ripping it up, getting ready for the mic
Gonna show Hesur what to do in this dirty rap fight.
But C's not gonna fall like the city Constantinople,
He's fighting the haxin' saxon, gonna be leaving no hope of,
a white wash, you know we'll just have to watch.
It began with Ovo getting beat, now we'll turn it up a notch

REGISTRATIONS CLOSE SUNDAY 20th!!!!
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Re: RAP BATTLES THREAD

Postby Lloyd Banks » January 18th, 2013, 2:07 am

BANKS IS FM'S RAP M.V.P. THE MOST VALUABLE POET ON THE M I C
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Re: RAP BATTLES THREAD

Postby Tstrijland » January 18th, 2013, 2:10 am

<03:08:06> "Tstrijland": Suarez, the man known of the biggest miss. I even score more goals while taking a piss. This man tries to make us believe he's something, but after each games he just leaves us laughing.
He has no idea what is he's doing when he's playing hax. Hell, this boy's biggest hobby is selfsex. This farmer from northern holland thinks he is the brightest and the toughest. But he should understand that even Ajhax is too far fetched.
I ask him now to just throw away his pc and screen, or else he will get the most awful beating. So suarez, please stop embarresing yourself. And lock your keyboard away together with yourself in a dusty shelf.
Now i have not only killed you on the pitch, i also made you my bitch. Go quit haxball, football and all the rest. Im sure no one would even protest. Suarez, once a shit, improved to a bigger shit. And he claims he supposed to be fit. I take this boy out with out throwing a hit. just keep up the talks, like you never walk the walks. keep showing them vids, no one believing your shits. just go play with Ajhax for relegation, while im chilling with aguero for the promotion. You just sit back and suffer from my rhymes, just like you have to sit on the bench alot of the times. stop questioning your 1 millionth ban, and start becoming my number one fan. You are missing your keys like you are missing your shots. Everyone forgot who you are, while im still in everyones thoughts. Have fun being the FM's next top bencher, if you're lucky you can play next season for bayern reserve. Yeah Suarez it doesnt matter how stupid you are, too stupid to diss. This is one thing even YOU CANT miss.

GG SUAREZ
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Re: RAP BATTLES THREAD

Postby MoMo » January 18th, 2013, 3:04 am

Big up the rap battle thread, where u can write raps right from your bed
overload on epicness we got alll sorts of epic shet
I've only heard about it today, and after ovo's disgrace, this next battle
hes v anglo? oh myy daayss its amaze-....zing i know ya'll be waaaitin and the
way i stretch these words should shape the flow in which you saayit in
FM's looking so electric, this deep beef between sua and tstritschtrich
rach and sinorelli, hairs on the floor there will be many
big up bayern rippin up div2 big up all the good ppls big up u

la la la la la la la la


ooooo mightty duckksss oooo mighhtty duckks
theyy are the best coz all the others suckk
duck duck suck suck fuck fuck fuck





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Re: RAP BATTLES THREAD

Postby rolex » January 18th, 2013, 10:43 am

who wants to fite me

if u aint shook than cum on me
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Re: RAP BATTLES THREAD

Postby Gord » January 18th, 2013, 10:44 am

IM IN WHO WANTS TO BATTLE ME??
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Re: RAP BATTLES THREAD

Postby opc » January 18th, 2013, 10:50 am

opc is illa dan da frilla in manilla coz u jus a gorilla fitin guerilla imma giv you salmonella coz im a motha fucking lady killa

yh bruv
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Re: RAP BATTLES THREAD

Postby Gord » January 18th, 2013, 11:04 am

MC GORADON IN THE BUILDING
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Re: RAP BATTLES THREAD

Postby DeStorm » January 18th, 2013, 11:19 am

Sick ! I'm in, but i'm not a rapper :supahotfire:

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Re: RAP BATTLES THREAD

Postby OvoXo » January 18th, 2013, 11:22 am

Kk I'll be back with fire, snm
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Re: RAP BATTLES THREAD

Postby Maddude » January 18th, 2013, 1:03 pm

I am not a rapper
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Re: RAP BATTLES THREAD

Postby Lloyd Banks » January 18th, 2013, 1:57 pm

2 and a half men... i watch that.
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Re: RAP BATTLES THREAD

Postby Fred » January 18th, 2013, 2:16 pm

boom bam bap, badabapum, PAW!
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Re: RAP BATTLES THREAD

Postby dora da gora » January 18th, 2013, 2:26 pm

g rhymes signing in
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Re: RAP BATTLES THREAD

Postby aeRo » January 18th, 2013, 2:41 pm

MC Spitfiar reportin in
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Re: RAP BATTLES THREAD

Postby anglo » January 18th, 2013, 7:18 pm

haha what the fuck, i go skiing for 4 days and then come back to this, signed up for a rapbattle :o
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Re: RAP BATTLES THREAD

Postby KnucklezZ » January 18th, 2013, 7:38 pm

Getting your attention, Is what I'm gonna do,
Breakthrough, your little minds that have no clue,
What they got themselves into
The mastermind of these fools, who don't realise they're just tools
Following the rules, weak like all those prisoned bulls.
So now that I got your attention
I'ma bring this to another dimension
Proving people I'm a sensation
Being 'the one' who doesn't need correction
Now you probably think I'm Neo
Fact is, I'm faster than Theo
So who needs bullet-time?
Damn, I ain't even hittin' my prime
You prolly reading this in slowmotion
Man, I love fucking with your emotion
Gotta say sorry for causing this demotion
And for the forum being victim of commotion
Let me cover it now with a lotion
I don't even want to battle
I'm just making shit indecipherable
That shit is me being the king
Pointing at the right ting to kiss, my ring
Leaving you a foul taste like Guinness
Going back to fucking Jacqueline MacInnes
I'ma finish this off, before all the shit comes
Y'all remind me of them pigeons, always looking for a balcony

Meh, was bored.
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Re: RAP BATTLES THREAD

Postby Stevo » January 18th, 2013, 7:49 pm

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Re: RAP BATTLES THREAD

Postby Maddude » January 18th, 2013, 8:12 pm

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air!

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air
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Re: RAP BATTLES THREAD

Postby aeRo » January 18th, 2013, 8:13 pm

fukkin el dats wel gud @mad
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