i feel i dont know u guys

[rolex]

like u all cant be students right

[rolex]

i am a student who sits in a chair and browses the internet

thank u reading my life story

please tell me about yourself

[rolex]

ok that was a bit short and makes me seem i browse reddit and laugh at fail pictures which i dont. i usually sit in my chair and just browse utube for songs and download albums with cool covers. i also enjoy talkin to u guys u are like my only friends online

[rolex]

thank u for reading my revised life story

[Tanzim]

r u ok????

[rolex]

ARE U OK???

[aeRo]

I am a 41 year old male with 3 kids aged 12, 15 and 20. The first one was an accident but wcyd. My wife split up with me 5 years ago tomorrow because of a major alcohol addiction which also lead me to become a gambling addict. I lost all of our money because of this and she know has all my children and a husband who is a CEO at Ford and makes ten times the money I could dream of making.

I am currently a sales adviser at Marks and Spencer's and hope to soon earn a promotion to become a supervisor and then a manager and continue working my way up the chain. I spend my spare time masturbating over pictures of my ex-wife, playing Haxball and spending my wages at the local pub - The Golden Crown. I am too scared to approach any new women as I feel I am past my prime and will have no luck whatsoever finding a girlfriend. The few friends I do have are my online friends and a couple of regulars at The Golden Crown.

I am living in a 3 room apartment on the south coast of Hampshire at the moment, but one day I hope to save up enough to buy an actual house, possibly a bungalow considering my financial state. Any of you guys are welcome to come visit me but I am afraid I can't offer much in the form of hospitality as I can only just afford to buy myself food and only have the heating on 5 hours a week.

If it weren't for you guys all being so friendly, I don't know what I would have done to myself, so thank you all so much for being here.

[rolex]

wow aero, that was very moving and tragic

but look on the bright side!

at least u wont have to climb stairs in a bungalow

[Mick]

dis fred is the dummest fred i ever read

[The Doctor]

Wait waiiit waiiiittt!!!!!!
Lets recap this.

Ur 41!!!! Let that sink in first....
Ur an alcoholic and the family u made left u.
U have a crap job and ur one level above being homeless.

Oooomyyy gat!!

[rolex]

why has this guy not been banned yet...?

[The Doctor]

b..b...ban?
I apologise sincerely for my previous post. I realised my words were immature and unnecessary.
I will try to act my age in the future.

[Witsel]

& how old are you 8?

[Edgar Davids]

the truth is i am living a lie

i impersonated gari

[Lloyd Banks]

BANKS

LIKES TURTLES
LIKES ICE CREAM
LIKES HAXBALL
LIKES GREG
LIKES OJ
LIKES BJ
LIKES VAGINA
LIKES WOTSITS
LIKES CHICKEN
LIKES THE COOL SUMMER BREEZE ON A QUIET AUGUST EVENING IN THE SOUTHERN PACIFIC ON A BOAT WITH A GENTLEMAN NAMED KEITH

[Edgar Davids]

hello my name is peter singh and i am straight off the submarine from zambia

thank you

[TT]

i impersonated gari

And also led the investigation into said incident