Mr. Fast Fingers
Posted: April 10th, 2020, 9:00 pmHi guys i'm Mr Fast Fingers some of you may know me from public 3v3 rooms... and before you accuse me of macro I just wanna say that actually i've just got very fast fingers and a really expensive keyboard. Ofc my gaming chair and high extrapolation do help.
For those who doubt the pace of my fingers... ill just remind you that once I pressed x so fast I gave the opposition goalkeeper a seizure.
I'm looking for a team, though I wont respond to any teams outside the top half of div 1, so pls stop asking me! My personal haxball style could be described as 'Burnley haxball' or 'brexit ball'... others may refer to this as macro/turk ball. Once I get the ball I ensure i kick the ball into the closest corner and precede to mash the z, sorry x button as fast as I can (very fast, like a strobe light).
I prefer in to have 3 men all back on defense parking the bus with gk sitting on the near post and two players acting as a DM for the whole match... at somepoint, be it 5 seconds or 50 minutes etc. into the game we will win a spam deflection and catch the opposition gk - all thats left to do is tap the ball into an open net. Remember folks to win on haxball is ez - just dont concead tho ofc this is easy for me to say as a high lvl pro with fast fingers and an expensive keyboard.
I look forward to meeting you all and beating you all in spam battles
For those who doubt the pace of my fingers... ill just remind you that once I pressed x so fast I gave the opposition goalkeeper a seizure.
I'm looking for a team, though I wont respond to any teams outside the top half of div 1, so pls stop asking me! My personal haxball style could be described as 'Burnley haxball' or 'brexit ball'... others may refer to this as macro/turk ball. Once I get the ball I ensure i kick the ball into the closest corner and precede to mash the z, sorry x button as fast as I can (very fast, like a strobe light).
I prefer in to have 3 men all back on defense parking the bus with gk sitting on the near post and two players acting as a DM for the whole match... at somepoint, be it 5 seconds or 50 minutes etc. into the game we will win a spam deflection and catch the opposition gk - all thats left to do is tap the ball into an open net. Remember folks to win on haxball is ez - just dont concead tho ofc this is easy for me to say as a high lvl pro with fast fingers and an expensive keyboard.
I look forward to meeting you all and beating you all in spam battles
