Which team is the most cancer ATM in 1 div?

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Which team is the most cancer ATM?

Poll ended at December 6th, 2019, 11:40 pm

TPP
14
35%
Ice Hawks
2
5%
GnM
7
18%
Stiff Wind
5
13%
Invincible
1
3%
REEL GOATS
1
3%
Slappers
4
10%
Clown Fiesta
2
5%
H2K
0
No votes
Excellents
0
No votes
Pablo Haxobar
4
10%
Beginner
0
No votes
 
Total votes : 40

Which team is the most cancer ATM in 1 div?

Postby Pedy » November 6th, 2019, 11:40 pm

Just wondering.
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Re: Which team is the most cancer ATM in 1 div?

Postby Lyreco » November 7th, 2019, 12:03 am

Pablo Haxobar
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Re: Which team is the most cancer ATM in 1 div?

Postby LaggerMet » November 7th, 2019, 10:09 am

Gameplay or behavior?
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Re: Which team is the most cancer ATM in 1 div?

Postby Allen » November 7th, 2019, 11:13 am

probably Pablo Haxobar...
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Re: Which team is the most cancer ATM in 1 div?

Postby Pedy » November 7th, 2019, 12:49 pm

LaggerMet wrote:Gameplay or behavior?


Good question.
This was intended for gameplay only, I should have worded it better.
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Re: Which team is the most cancer ATM in 1 div?

Postby aeRo » November 7th, 2019, 1:26 pm

Pedy's team
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Re: Which team is the most cancer ATM in 1 div?

Postby Ferg » November 7th, 2019, 2:57 pm

jasko and wroz cancerous duo on the game no doubt.
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Re: Which team is the most cancer ATM in 1 div?

Postby wroz » November 7th, 2019, 3:48 pm

damn Pedy, talking about cancerous gameplay and being the first one to introduce blocking in the corners which, as we all know, is one of the most cancerous things you could do in that game. i know that you might get annoyed that such unskilled player like me destroyed your team in hcl and you can't win against me but insulting me and my team, creating such thread and telling your friends (except guys like Yannex) to vote for TPP is a bit too much, even for you. btw. you actually have no right to insult anyone for being toxic cause you're one of the most toxic and fake guys i've ever met in this game, grow up or go to the doctor cause you've got some serious anger issues

<00:32:43> "Pedy" pokes you: u can suck my dick too with your cancer gameplay

xD
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Re: Which team is the most cancer ATM in 1 div?

Postby supermazhine » November 7th, 2019, 3:51 pm

hi im pedy and i will show you who is the most cancer team in haxball today
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Re: Which team is the most cancer ATM in 1 div?

Postby Pedy » November 7th, 2019, 4:12 pm

People can vote for whoever they want.
Dont try to deflect this and put it on me, just admit that your team is playing the most cancerous game right now.
And you need a doctor because when i called you bad 1 time you cried so much and talked so much shit about me even when i said i am sorry.
Look at isco for example, i apologized to him and he said he doesnt take these things personally - You on the other hand are the most childish person out of everyone.
I can say whatever i want to say about your team, fact is, most people agree with me.

And I dont want to expose you, i really dont want to for the shit that you said to Krol but if keep writing bullshit i will.




wroz wrote:damn Pedy, talking about cancerous gameplay and being the first one to introduce blocking in the corners which, as we all know, is one of the most cancerous things you could do in that game. i know that you might get annoyed that such unskilled player like me destroyed your team in hcl and you can't win against me but insulting me and my team, creating such thread and telling your friends (except guys like Yannex) to vote for TPP is a bit too much, even for you. btw. you actually have no right to insult anyone for being toxic cause you're one of the most toxic and fake guys i've ever met in this game, grow up or go to the doctor cause you've got some serious anger issues

<00:32:43> "Pedy" pokes you: u can suck my dick too with your cancer gameplay

xD
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Re: Which team is the most cancer ATM in 1 div?

Postby LaggerMet » November 7th, 2019, 4:14 pm

Pedy wrote:
LaggerMet wrote:Gameplay or behavior?


Good question.
This was intended for gameplay only, I should have worded it better.

Disappointing. I would not lie if I told you I created a formula that calculates the total cancerousness from both behavior and gameplay during lesson. But never mind...
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Re: Which team is the most cancer ATM in 1 div?

Postby Ter » November 7th, 2019, 5:40 pm

The only things we (normal humans) are allowed to call cancer to is the disease itself and losses. Fortunately for everybody, and without a shadow of an ego, i'm basically chemotherapy, so starting from next season, i can cure you all. Send me your offers.
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Re: Which team is the most cancer ATM in 1 div?

Postby Per » November 7th, 2019, 5:52 pm

but the thing pedy oke everyone respect your opnion and is okay to say your opinion but idk why you want to create some fights with this useless post like you create this fights for nothing if you don t like them that s okay is your right
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Re: Which team is the most cancer ATM in 1 div?

Postby B4D4SS » November 7th, 2019, 6:48 pm

If cancer gameplay works, it isn't cancer, its just effective.

The problem isn't the players using every tool they possibly can to win, its that the physics of the game encourage these sorts of moves/tactics which is cancer and the problem. (There was much less cancer in the Flash physics, cus it was more risky to do)

So the physics of the game are cancer, not the players.

You can't blame anybody for doing everything they can to win, after all, thats the objective in competitive Haxball.
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Re: Which team is the most cancer ATM in 1 div?

Postby VENOM i7 » November 11th, 2019, 8:12 pm

the real questions everyone wants to know is:

who is the Charlie Zelenoff of haxball?
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Re: Which team is the most cancer ATM in 1 div?

Postby robe » November 12th, 2019, 7:49 am

pkp :fp:
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Re: Which team is the most cancer ATM in 1 div?

Postby Faky » November 12th, 2019, 10:34 am

me soon ^^
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Re: Which team is the most cancer ATM in 1 div?

Postby supermazhine » November 12th, 2019, 9:35 pm

Pedy ur not cancer and ur best player ever i see im watching ur rec 24 hours so thx you pls play with me plssss
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Re: Which team is the most cancer ATM in 1 div?

Postby supermazhine » November 12th, 2019, 9:37 pm

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWg6ZK ... oO3ere22eg omg u guys have to watch this its rly help thx you pedy :roll:
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Re: Which team is the most cancer ATM in 1 div?

Postby Kivi » December 1st, 2019, 2:31 pm

wroz wrote:damn Pedy, talking about cancerous gameplay and being the first one to introduce blocking in the corners which, as we all know, is one of the most cancerous things you could do in that game.


I don't want to push this thread for no reason but I still have to put in some words.

It's only the most cancerous thing if you don't know how to handle it (how basically everything in Haxball since there isn't something "unbeatable" in this game). This wasn't developed by the jews or anyone else but by us (archNemeses), specifically me, back then. The only people that I've told this were Barca, Alekos, aMp, Allen and MartYK. We used this against YeS Allstars in corners to counter their weird gameplay back then and it even worked against the best turkish teams out there. Since no one is able to replicate Barca's playstyle which is the crucial part of this I don't have to be afraid of leaking something annoying.

It's supposed to:
1.) tilt DM
2.) force DM to somehow go around and shoot the ball to anticipate the bounce
3.) force out a movement with proper reaction to get the ball to the striker with DM caught off-guard

We did this because Fritz and Chro were so annoying in FS that we had to innovate to be able to deal with them long-term.

If you watch our former replays you'll notice similarities like double-teaming in corners (makes only sense with a DM like Barca, don't even try it) and more stuff. The solution against this is actually the most ridiculous thing but just don't do anything. Let him hug the wall and wait for him trying to shoot the ball out and move accordingly. There's no need to challenge him since you're putting yourself in a disadvantage if you're not called Alekos.

The most ridiculous thing is that this cannot only be used in defense but offense as well. There were some ridiculous replays of us in FS were we scored goals simply because of impatience of our opponents.
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