Feed Me Haxball

It has been too long since we have had a heated debate thread of any sort here so time to get one started.

In your opinions:

1) Top 5 (4v4) Haxball teams all-time (can be international teams or league teams idgaf)

2) Top 5 (4v4) Haxball teams now

3) Top 5 Haxball players all-time

4) Top 5 Haxball players now

BONUS - The starting line-up you would choose for your country



This is all just for a bit of fun and to see how opinions will probably differ between newer and older players. If any of you want to fight each other we can meet up outside Tesco 4pm but i got to be home for dinner.

1) Top 5 (4v4) Haxball teams all-time (can be international teams or league teams idgaf)

Silas Beavers
Nerdlucks
Angels of Death
Pas de Nom
Lollipop


2) Top 5 (4v4) Haxball teams now

ACDP
Angels of Death
Antarctic Lions
L.A. Galaxy
Pas de Nom

3) Top 5 Haxball players all-time

Dexter
Kranjcar
Clinical Striker
Ced
Reus

4) Top 5 Haxball players now

Rq*
Reus
Isco
Maddude
Dexter

Didn'd really think any of it through so might have missed someone obvious.

Ehm, I guess I should specify that it's no order over them.

No particular order of any of them

1) Top 5 (4v4) Haxball teams all-time (can be international teams or league teams idgaf)
Nerdlucks 2012
Silas Beavers 2013
Russia NT 2013
Sweden NT 2012
Vatos Locos 2013

2) Top 5 (4v4) Haxball teams now
Angels of Death
Pas de Nom
Khalkedon BS
AC Dead People
Current Turkey NT

3) Top 5 Haxball players all-time
luck (RU)
aguero10 (SI)
Dexter (TR)
YaaDon (IL)
Ced (FR)

4) Top 5 Haxball players now
Maddude (UK)
Dark (PT)
Dexter (TR)
Kranjcar (TR)
Wenom (RU)

BONUS - The starting line-up you would choose for your country
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(all time best though would be Jai, Maddude, aeRo, ogre)

1) Top 5 (4v4) Haxball teams all-time (can be international teams or league teams idgaf)

silas beavers
nerdlucks
vatos locos
slackers
russia

2) Top 5 (4v4) Haxball teams now

angels of death
pas de nom
acdp
antarctic lions
yes all stars

3) Top 5 Haxball players all-time
aguero10
dexter
ced
reus
yaadon

4) Top 5 Haxball players now

reus
isco
r9
wenom
dexter

BONUS - The starting line-up you would choose for your country

me
maddude
aero
ogre

1) (in no particular order)
Route 59
Vatos Locos
TIS!
Angels of Death
Russia National Team

2) (again no real order)
Antarctic Lions
YeS AllStars
Angels of Death
ACDP - no hate pls
Israel National Team

3) ""
Micran
Ced
GQKU
YaaDoN
Maddude

4) ""
Jai
Micran
R9
Isco (when his net isn't fucked )
Derrick Rose

BONUS
Jai - Maddude - Socrates/ogre - aeRo



Don't think I saw enough of the of the older teams (or players) like zaqhax, nerdlucks, silas beavers, hellhoundz etc, to have a valid opinion on them so no hate for missing them out pls

1) Top 5 (4v4) Haxball teams all-time (can be international teams or league teams idgaf)

Silas Beavers
Nerdlucks
Vatos Locos
Slackers
Oilers

2) Top 5 (4v4) Haxball teams now

Turkey National Team
AoD
Antarctic Lions
Czech National Team
Snackstars

3) Top 5 Haxball players all-time

aguero10
Dexter
KingKong
rkd
Uriels

4) Top 5 Haxball players now

R9
grobar
Micran
Roman
Isco

BONUS - The starting line-up you would choose for your country

LOL obviously the lineup which beat Germany in Nations Cup: cifteli - Jack - Rami - UFRAspieler (mvp he destroyed NesQuik with his skill)

Edit: I didn't add Russian players or teams, because I just don't really know them good enough. But I guess they are sick too.

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Took rens template cus easy to understand
I put it in order of best to worst in each

1) Top 5 (4v4) Haxball teams all-time (can be international teams or league teams idgaf)
Haxstars + Dolan (Haxleague team)
Sons of Pitches (wen I was cap and we lost every game)
Algeria NT
Esfroco Conquisto or sumfin (that Portuguese team that won HCl once)
Style Squad (american myth team)

2) Top 5 (4v4) Haxball teams now
Multiple Scoregasms + Helios (Haxleague team Helios is a cunt btw)
Fatality FC (rfl team but if they play on big map ohhmggg )
Canada NT
Purple Apes + swift (Haxleague team)
India NT

3) Top 5 Haxball players all-time
Tortogol
Pat (LoL cunt)
Dexter (the real one)
Maddude (wen he used to play pubs)
Ced (he's still got it u know..the macro I mean)

4) Top 5 Haxball players now
Horse (UK pub player)
Greddy
hidden_is_back
The Doctor (dunno y he isn't in teamuk yet tbh)
Rorz (shit uk host but got the teks)

BONUS - The starting line-up you would choose for your country:

Took a long while to think of this lineup. Too many gd players to choose from but I have picked the best.
Arif in GK cus none else can gk in the uk
Ren #1 mid/dm get them long balls thru
The ductur cus I have to carry
aero with the cheeki poaches

On de bench are maddude, ogre and jai

Also bonus top 5 worst haxballers who shud quit the game and persue some ova gaming career like Minecraft,
1. Mlfaijati
2. Lloyd Banks
3.Edgar Davis
4. Perkins
5. Insane

wtf no mention of Falk gr8est player to ever play tbh

u arent mick u fukin poseur

literally never heard of any of these no mark shiters.

1) Top 5 (4v4) Haxball teams all-time (can be international teams or league teams idgaf)

Nerdlucks
Silas Beavers
Pas de Nom
Hellhounds
Zebras

2) Top 5 (4v4) Haxball teams now

Antarctic Lions (Navy Seals)
YeS Allstars
L.A. Galaxy
Thanatos
Turkish national team

3) Top 5 Haxball players all-time

aguero10
YaaDon
Dexter
Ced
rkd

4) Top 5 Haxball players now

YaaDon
Dexter
Derrick Rose
Meyer
Clinical Striker


BONUS - The starting line-up you would choose for your country (for NOW!)

Formiga - Fritz - Bony - Rooney1878

1) Top 5 (4v4) Haxball teams all-time (can be international teams or league teams idgaf)
Nerdlucks
Vatos Locos
Silas Beavers
Hellhounds
AOD
2) Top 5 (4v4) Haxball teams now
HMMM.....
AL
AOD
PDN
ACDP

3) Top 5 Haxball players all-time
YaaDon
aguero10
Gerrard
Dexter
Ced

4) Top 5 Haxball players now
Meyer
Yannex
Dexter
Clinical Striker
Caccapupu
BONUS - The starting line-up you would choose for your country
adriano - isco - yannex -meyer

1) Top 5 (4v4) Haxball teams all-time (can be international teams or league teams idgaf)
Silas Beavers
Pas de Nom
Angels of Death
Nerdlucks
Zebras


2) Top 5 (4v4) Haxball teams now

Antarctic Lions
Angels of Death
Pas de Nom
ACDP

3) Top 5 Haxball players all-time



Dexter
Kranjcar
Micran
Leu
Ced ( Macro style )


4) Top 5 Haxball players now

Rq*
Naho
Rautovic
CRonaldo
Meyer

BONUS - The starting line-up you would choose for your country - Alexis , DrG

1) Top 5 (4v4) Haxball teams all-time (can be international teams or league teams idgaf)
Vatos Locos
Nerdlucks
Silas Beavers
Hellhounds
Turkey international team
2) Top 5 (4v4) Haxball teams now
AL
YESALLSTARS
PDN
AOD
ACDP

3) Top 5 Haxball players all-time
Ced
YaaDon
Gerrard
Dexter
aguero10
4) Top 5 Haxball players now
Isco
Yannex
Dexter
Reus
Clinical Striker
BONUS - The starting line-up you would choose for your country
adriano isco yannex meyer

3) Top 5 Haxball players all-time

Dexter
Twigg(m m)
Clinical Striker
Wenom(dvorik)
machine

4) Top 5 Haxball players now

Browning GK
StringerBell
Diesel
Robert Pires
only 4
bench:Splash

1) Top 5 (4v4) Haxball teams all-time (can be international teams or league teams idgaf)
Antarctic Lions
Angels of Death
ACDP
Pas de Nom
Nerdlucks

2) Top 5 (4v4) Haxball teams now
Shiny Wings
YeS Allstars
Antarctic Lions
QuickSwans
Vukovi

3) Top 5 Haxball players all-time
Maddude
Zerothree
Ced
CRonaldo
The Doctor

4) Top 5 Haxball players now
Naho
Meyer
Reus
Clinical Striker
Isco

BONUS - The starting line-up you would choose for your country
Frankodoupolous - Maddude - socrates - aeRo / Splash

1+2) Top 5 (4v4) Haxball teams all-time and now
TuT
69erz

3+4) Top 5 Haxball players all-time and now
Hernasero
Hernaspike
Hernayla
HernaeRo
Hernadata



BONUS - The starting line-up you would choose for your country
Herna - Sero - Data - Ayla

maybe the last reply to this thread is far away from our current date but meyer, yannex and isco knows how much i like this kind of stuff so here it goes

1) Top 5 (4v4) Haxball teams all-time (can be international teams or league teams idgaf)
Silas Beavers
Nerdlucks
Vatos Locos
Les 5 Fantastiques(if i remember the name correctly XD)
Lollipop

2) Top 5 (4v4) Haxball teams now
i dont have any info about which teams are in a good-shape, too inactive for this question tho xD

3) Top 5 Haxball players all-time
Dexter
Falk
Ced
YaaDon
Micran


4) Top 5 Haxball players now
im too inactive for this question too

BONUS - The starting line-up you would choose for your country

Abduction - Dexter - Clinical Striker - Mullersh (for now)

Nukroys - Dexter - Doctoré - Micran (would be the best squad imo considering all-time)

1) Top 5 (4v4) Haxball teams all-time (can be international teams or league teams idgaf)

Silas Beavers
Vatos Locos
AoD
Nerdlucks
Lollipop

2) Top 5 (4v4) Haxball teams now

Angry Bulls
archNemeses
YeS AllStars
Hot Shots
Los Santos

3) Top 5 Haxball players all-time

Dexter
Reus
Ced
Falk
aguero10

4) Top 5 Haxball players now

Linas
Fritz
Barca
Falk
CRonaldo

BONUS - The starting line-up you would choose for your country


Soul. - DrG - Pele - Pjanic