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David Bentley
Probably one of the more frustrating talents in recent years in the English game, appeared very promising in the early stages of his career, and made a good name for himself at one of his early clubs. However despite his obvious natural ability it seems that he has still yet to come good on all that early promise, spurning his few opportunities in the big leagues, although flashes of his brilliance have been known still to appear from this player.

I already know I'm Park Ji Sung circa 2009. fuk u all

Alan Smith
Spent some of the best days of his career as a natural goalscorer for a top flight team, though of late has dropped down the leagues to adopt a more defensive role. Always a hard worker while on the pitch, though actual appearances have become more sporadic of late.

messi init

Peter Crouch
A player with an obvious natural eye for goal, though perhaps quite a bit more technically gifted than a lot would give him credit for. One of the better performers for his national team in the not too distant past, and one to often surprise in the nature, and level of technique, of the goals that he scored.

can i be the beast, bale himself please?

Jason Scotland
Someone who's always been able to do a sterling job for teams in the second tier with a number of different teams; a true old fashioned centre-forward in some ways and capable of a few lethal finishes, though still hasn't quite has his shot in the top tier yet

[Constantinople]

in before ali dia

karen bardsley tbh

[Ace]

in

[Cam_Sampbell]

I'd have said Banks was Michael Owen tbh. One of the best forwards in the league, who was rewarded with a move to one of the top teams, but his career then went downwards, followed by infrequent appearances for a highly rated club.

>Arriba

[OvoXo]

In (If I don't get a better GK than mlf, I'll question my existence)

[Lee]

In

[naby]

me me me me me

[Usopp]

nice idea, in

[dooms]

inb4ronaldo

[luck]

i'm in :-) i'm Lampard ezpz

[dooms]

i'm in :-) i'm Lampard ezpz

joey barton tbh

[Ghost]

One of da best freds 2k13


Nice work, Ren.

[Lloyd Banks]

I'd have said Banks was Michael Owen tbh. One of the best forwards in the league, who was rewarded with a move to one of the top teams, but his career then went downwards, followed by infrequent appearances for a highly rated club.

>Arriba

only went downwards because i started working instead of playing from ssn5 onwards

[Rénbeaudach]

in before ali dia

Tom Heaton
Seems to have been around for ages milling about in a few lesser teams' reserves, though recently has undergone a bout of pleasant development. Now looks to almost be a servicable first team goalkeeper in the second tier after having been backup for so long, though one still wonders where a silly blunder may slip in.

in please

Wilfried Zaha
Positively burst onto the scene with some rapidity, and considered by a few to be one of the English game's most exciting young talents. Already looking promising in the creative and technical departments, one wonders if we are yet to see the best from this tricky forward.

Pretty good choices for the others, I'm interested to see who I end up with though

Leon Osman
A player who's perhaps been guilty of fading into the background in his earlier days, has steadily built up a fair reputation as a consistent and dependable performer. Somewhat of a late bloomer, and with bags of experience, now is a refreshingly potent offencive force in midfield.

in

Adel Taarabt
Obviously shows raw ability, and can be as tricky with the ball as any when on song, although seems to be a bit of a shrinking violet when faced with the more sterner of oppositions. Seen as a bit of a 'playground bully' and perhaps needs to show a bit more humility and diligence if he is to truly step up.

In (If I don't get a better GK than mlf, I'll question my existence)

Costel Pantilimon
A towering, yet somehow almost comical presence in goal has had a commendable early career, yet now while at one of the most prestigious teams in his division seems to have had his appearances almost totally dry up. Plas usually only against weaker opposition, and prone to maybe the odd mistake too. Has been called up as backup for his national team on occasion.

In

Aaron Ramsey
Such an obviously naturally gifted player; at one time predicted to become a world beater one day yet his time out from the game and sometimes sporadic first team appearances haven't seen this man realise his full potential. Great ball control and at at times near-metronomic passing ability, could do with a run of first team games again to display his true ability.

me me me me me

Kim Källström
It seems not too long ago that this player was considered as not so far off the level of some of the very best, a great passer of the ball and excellent defensive positioning saw them become one of the best midfielders in their division, yet of late has somewhat slipped off the radar in terms of their playing career. May invoke ridicule nowadays if one was to consider them as great, but careful inspection should still reveal their ability not entirely eroded.

nice idea, in

Mark Schwarzer
A fantastic goalkeeper with a long and distinguished career across a handful of teams, always considered one of the top stoppers in his competition, if perhaps never the very best. A much loved player from any who's in touch with the game, and one of the most consistent performers over the seasons in the English game.

inb4ronaldo

James Milner
May not be one of the fanciest player in the top flight, but it's sometimes hard to ignore how effective his game can be. Shows good awareness and is often a cert to put a dangerous ball into the box, in addition to being able to play a number of roles across the midfield and even sometimes in defence.

i'm in :-) i'm Lampard ezpz

David Navarro
Combative and perhaps somewhat impulsive, one could definitely say 'the boy's a bit loco'. However he always seems to be putting his body on the line for his team when it matters; despite his explosive personality always gives his all on the pitch, and of course there's often a good weighted pass out of defence he can provide in addition to the madness

PS: While I did briefly consider the possibilities of using female players to represent both Rachel and s.signorelli, I quickly realised I knew fuck all about the womens' game and so stuck with the traditional method.

[Usopp]

lold @ navarro

[Cam_Sampbell]

[Edgar Davids]

l0l good stuff, in

[Joehan]

Pretty good choices for the others, I'm interested to see who I end up with though

Leon Osman
A player who's perhaps been guilty of fading into the background in his earlier days, has steadily built up a fair reputation as a consistent and dependable performer. Somewhat of a late bloomer, and with bags of experience, now is a refreshingly potent offencive force in midfield.

camsam should be that tahiti gk for conceding 10 in a game

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[Zizou]

It better be Zidane!!