k nw dis is wher it al began
it all strted on a saturdy aftanoon, ma mommi wudnt let me go out n plai cus i bin a bad boi, so i cme on to haxbal n tanzim decided 2 find a fs for cunts (the yellow teem if nybodi rembers dey had fakin skillem) k so den we found a fs vs gi joehans (da dark green teem if u remba em dey had fagguts lyk joehan n mlf in dem) n upon joinin da rum i saw sum1 cald sekrit guy in der (l8r i find it wos the prik dums) n he wos trialin 4 gij, so then cus i wos bord i decided 2 cme bk in da rum n mak ma nam as sekrit guy2, dums wos impresd wiv ma smartnes. anyway in dat gme cunts ownd gij cus i scord 2 gols wiv knucklz assists. k bak 2 da stori, wel l8r on dums contaktcd me on ts n sed wna 2v2 praktic wiv our nmes as sekrit guy and sekrit guy2, n we wil b annoymous n b well sick, so i said ok, so den we strted doin 2v2s n we wos well gd we had a* kemistry, after a coupl of dais, we encountrd arctik n f1 n dey wos sht bt had b+ kemistry, so we devloped dem n tuk dem on as refugees. couple mre days l8r n a prik cmes by cald mlfjatis, so dums signs him n we becom a strong 5, and enterd our selfs in haxlegue (we eventualy own it n hav 50 gd or sumet) whilst all dis wos hapenin me n dums wos ownin da esl legue in 2v2, we wos doin so sik den we gt a loss streek cus dums missd like 10 open gols alot (fukin prik) anyway we had rum 4 1mr psron, so we had a list of 4 ppl and den narrowd it dwn 2, 2ppl, and eventuli we pikd fred, da belgium faggit, he made his debut by a 13-0 win vs sum sht teem in HL.
nw wher r we? we r biga and beta den eva, we formd by luk, and expanded by skills, nw dis is da stori of sekrit, i hope u lyk it cus i shred a teer every tym i reed it
shoutouts 2 ppl fallen along da wai: brezy, sossij
edit: shitty teem lynchy negin me, dey mad
