Harry pls jonny wrote:Cam_Sampbell wrote:You'd better stop soon, as you think your Marmite help you if you orange something, butter puns don't live up to mine as I'm Special, K? Oil stop if you want, but Olive to keep embarrassing people with my puns, and you're no eggsception, so don't even tray to keep up with me.
Keep this up and I'll get my gangsta Kris P (known as Rice) to shank you. I'm gonna go out on a lamb and guess you've been forked by a bloke. I saw you mincing afterwards. Even if you had a party with a top dj, you wouldn't be able to fillet. You need to beef up before you make the misteak of messing with me.
Victim - Cam, ft OG Dave Miles and Rolex
Verse 1:
You're so shook, you're like a salt shaker,
Don't mess with me, I'm the Toast pun maker.
My rhymes are well-balanced, but your puns have gone stale,
Spoon you'll wish you'd never started with this fail.
Chorus:
I'll break you fast, until it's supper
Your puny puns have soon been scuppered.
Barry the Victim, get off the mic
I'll burn you till your Toast's done right
Verse 2:
It ain't lunch yet, but I can go all night,
making puns that are gonna make your head go wild.
Not even Rolex could impersonate your bad puns,
and I'll spread it till you go crying to your mum
