Feed Me Haxball

George Best wrote:Wow, didn't recognise her with that hairstyle...

Name: the delicious
Position:Striker
Availability: Most evenings and weekends if given enough warning!
Additional info: --

Name:Flawless
Position:Mid/Att
Availability:As long as i know the date/time i should be there
Additional info: I try my best to score or assist my teamplayers and im a hardwoking player.

Name: TehBeast
Position: Anything really. I like attacking, but better at def.
Availability: From 10:00 to 21:00 in the weekends, monday/friday 16:00 to 20:00
Additional info: Tanzim got me in to this. I run a Dutch clan myself with 2 friends. I'm a pretty well-known player in the Netherlands.

Name: Juventino
Position: Anywhere
Availability: weekends, late evenings

Name: Skillem
Position: All - preferred GK/DM/AM
Availability: All, with notice
Additional info: Skillem. Remember the name.

...has anyone ever been signed from here?

Yes.

Fuck hesur baited!

Name:fr1sky
Position:forward, attacking mid
Availability: any night if im honest, unless the girlfriend wants to be a pain in the ass.
Additional info: friendly guy, know the tricks of the game. up for a good match!

Skillem wrote:Name: Skillem
Position: All - preferred GK/DM/AM
Availability: All, with notice
Additional info: Skillem. Remember the name.

...has anyone ever been signed from here?

yeah bro

Name: Brighton&HoveAlbion

Position: Sub

Availability: Between 7am and 7:30am every third Tuesday, except in winter when there is a slim chance I can make 6am to 6:15am most Thursdays

Additional info: I make Antoine Sibierski look good

Cheers x

Brighton&HoveAlbion wrote:Name: Brighton&HoveAlbion

Position: Sub

Availability: Between 7am and 7:30am every third Tuesday, except in winter when there is a slim chance I can make 6am to 6:15am most Thursdays

Additional info: I make Antoine Sibierski look good

Cheers x

Most retarded availability sentence ever

Name: Girgensons
Position: DM, AM, striker
Availability: every day (or night)
Additional info:

• member of the Latvian national team
  
• haxball equivalent of Gattuso (hustling all the time, blocking players, intercepting passes)
  
• knows all the tricks and trick shots
  
• has been described as one of the best players in Europe (true story)

My names Mick, and I smell.

Name: Bendtner

Position: Wherever I'm needed

Availability: Most days between 8pm and 10:30pm

Additional info: I'm not great but not embarrassing either :)

Name:Equinox
Position:Any
Availability:All week ill inform on any times i wont be available
Additional info: I feel i don't need any additional info but my skill will do the talking

Name: Enza
Position: Mid/Att
Availability: Whenever I'm needed, I guess.
Additional info: Probably the best player in the world. not kidding.
oh and I'm German.

Name:rowan789
Position:MID
Availability: Any evening
Additional info:I know Mani

Name:Bazz
Position:ANY
Availability: Any evening (GMT+1)
Additional info:Sukh recruited me, he's a dumb fucking fat piece of shit spastic cunt fat english kid :)

I use 'Baz' in hax sometimes. This may get confusing :o