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[Mamba]

rip post

[mlfaijati]

Here I am to dissect this video:

0:10 You could say its clever but really its just very poor GKing on a 2v1.

0:20 Is a good goal

0:30 Boxing is not impressive in friendlies, it has to be said. The fact is, it doesn't matter if you concede because 'its just a fs', but in attack you're basically playing 4v3. Given infinite time you're going to score some goals when you have a man advantage in attack, so all those goals can be edited out of this video. That already saves you about a minute.

0:45 The last time I saw a player get stuck on his front post like that was in a uk 3v3 pub a few weeks ago, no idea why that gets into a highlight video. Also you only made 1 contribution to it which was a simple pass.

0:50 A ping pong shush is always good, albeit its been done to death now and people like naho who can actually do it with impressive consistency overshadow you - if you showed all your failed attempts at it you'd get what I mean.

1:00 I don't even know why that's impressive there was like 2 deflections between a mediocre passing move.

1:08 Scoring past 2 defenders must be hard.

1:22 Apart from Totalplayer stopping to let you clear it easily the fact that the defenders basically sat on the line and said ''score against us'' makes me unsure why this goal is there. When you actually scored the GK actually moves the wrong way.

1:40 I'm sure if you did this 10 more times you'd concede most of them from IS! bouncing it on his post. Aside from that its a run of the mill 2v1.

1:55 There's nothing technically wrong with this but this is the 3rd goal vs Neru, whom I've never heard of and it just seems as if he (and by extension his teams) are bad.

2:10 Is actually very good, Big Easy yes but its good.

2:22 Box zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

2:35 It was an OK move but that Goalkeeping is just so off it looks terrible.

2:45 It looks good until you realise where Bieniu was standing throughout the move.

3:05 The token 'long fucking move for no reason' where you got tackled from your move and DaN assisted it.

3:35 Their AM seemed to want to break even though the ball was in the corner still (shrug)

3:40 This just underlines the box thing, one lazer and you've conceded. Also I don't know where LeLouce was.

In bold are the goals I think should actually be in a highlights video.

So don't proclaim yourself as a King, please and thank you.

[Mamba]

I didnt said that I'm a king or God of haxball :p snakes and haxball is not even familiar thing ^^

[Chillmaz]

mlf is surely bored

[mlfaijati]

i had to wait 5 mins for my YeS match to start

[Mamba]

[Rénbeaudach]

The music sounds like it was written by a 14 year old kid with adhd.

Also mlf may be mad/autistic/bored, but he is sadly right.

[mlfaijati]

if we beat you what that make us god 2.0

[Mamba]

You can -rep for as much as you want kid haha

[mlfaijati]

those who fight monsters

[Rénbeaudach]

>continentals in charge of having a sense of humour

[Maddude]

the ole bait n switcheroo

[Helios]

[Mamba]

"neg train on mamba tomorrow" mdr

[Mamba]

please make it -999 fags, have a nice day and die in a fire mdr

[Niang]

Can i have free reps

[Rénbeaudach]

this was a good thread

[Stevo]

like if u read twice xdxdxd

[Tanzim]

mlf dat was bare mean, i think u shud apologise 2 maba

[DoCtoRé]

Mlf, you gotta make a decission, i kill enemies with my one shot sniper strike precision
Fuck money and hoes, respect i demand, slit your god damn throat tell the cops it wasnt planned
Be like me, you gotta be a playa, fuck the opposition like a fearless slaya, make a composition so tight, so aight
enemies flee yo sight like pussy cowards hidinbehind headlights

Born to perform, but im torn, between right or wrong to form wavelines that'll hit you hard like a thunderstorm
- And im born, a lyrical genius, spiritual obedience when i pull out my glock pull six shots call it opposite of leniance
They call me the miracle man, cause i spit gigantic volcanic rhymes fired like an auto-matic,
that'll make a spastic go static, make a addict seem charismatic, turn fat people acrobatic, shy people go erratic

But Be-Ware, I am Eithar - Your best friend or your worst nightmare

gogo mamba!