Feed Me Haxball

I've finally found them

Stevo going first, and I'll let them finish by like, tomorrow as they only just realised that they'd been entered.

GOOOO

So DeStorm, what you doing playing haxball,
you would probably be better off doing some front crawl,
when you try to juke,
you just get some lucky fluke and make yourself puke.

I don't think you should even try,
to formulate even a little reply,
right now you're stuck in a drift,
the question is, do you even lift?




not very much but i'm not very good at this lol

It’s your boi DeStorm, How I feel ? I’m fucking up !
I just wanna warn, erm, this is just the warm-up...
I heard it was the round one, against a kid called Stevo
You dunno me ?! I’m Zerothehero... YOLO !
So yeah you’re asking me if I’m playing haxball ?
You’ll be lost if I say to you I do rocket shots without the wall
Still here ? Stevo ? I don’t mean I have a macro...
But all I can say is I’ll rape you, no homo

Alright, I just realized that my last sentence wasn’t true
I’m talking to the wing, and my flow just got the flu
Slave-o ? Steve-o ? Come here and clean my shoe !
Time to me to ask a question, on haxball, are you new ?
What is he doing ? Dafuq ... he cries !
How big is your uselessness ? Hesur said “wow that size”
Haha this guy is funny, Hashtag HaxballKlubFlamingo !
You’re so bad at haxball that you’re worst than MoMo.
I heard you’re always shook, so before playing you often fake crash
I must dash ‘cause you’re looking at my mouth’s rappin like a french moustache
Ok ok, i’ll stop now cause you’re uglier than a witch
Alright alright I never lift, but don’t you even gif ?

MoMo was quality,
better than you will ever be,
at least he gave us thrillz,
maybe not always having da skillz,

My uselessness ain't tall,
it's like ur penis - very small,
i'm not very good at 4v4,
at least i gave it a go before,
and i know when im too shit to play it no more,

for now return to your baguette,
but i ain't finished with you yet.





another short one (like destorm's penis) soz

Erm, def-win to Stevo, I wanna get this rolling again

Sorry, he's too stronk for me

smh destorm

sik fnx destorm