ROUND 1: STEVO VS DESTORM

ROUND 1: STEVO VS DESTORM

Postby Cam_Sampbell » February 7th, 2013, 7:57 pm

I've finally found them :bounce:

Stevo going first, and I'll let them finish by like, tomorrow as they only just realised that they'd been entered.

GOOOO
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Re: ROUND 1: STEVO VS DESTORM

Postby Stevo » February 7th, 2013, 8:14 pm

So DeStorm, what you doing playing haxball,
you would probably be better off doing some front crawl,
when you try to juke,
you just get some lucky fluke and make yourself puke.

I don't think you should even try,
to formulate even a little reply,
right now you're stuck in a drift,
the question is, do you even lift?




not very much but i'm not very good at this lol
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Re: ROUND 1: STEVO VS DESTORM

Postby DeStorm » February 7th, 2013, 11:00 pm

It’s your boi DeStorm, How I feel ? I’m fucking up !
I just wanna warn, erm, this is just the warm-up...
I heard it was the round one, against a kid called Stevo
You dunno me ?! I’m Zerothehero... YOLO !
So yeah you’re asking me if I’m playing haxball ?
You’ll be lost if I say to you I do rocket shots without the wall
Still here ? Stevo ? I don’t mean I have a macro...
But all I can say is I’ll rape you, no homo

Alright, I just realized that my last sentence wasn’t true
I’m talking to the wing, and my flow just got the flu
Slave-o ? Steve-o ? Come here and clean my shoe !
Time to me to ask a question, on haxball, are you new ?
What is he doing ? Dafuq ... he cries !
How big is your uselessness ? Hesur said “wow that size”
Haha this guy is funny, Hashtag HaxballKlubFlamingo !
You’re so bad at haxball that you’re worst than MoMo.
I heard you’re always shook, so before playing you often fake crash
I must dash ‘cause you’re looking at my mouth’s rappin like a french moustache
Ok ok, i’ll stop now cause you’re uglier than a witch
Alright alright I never lift, but don’t you even gif ?
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Re: ROUND 1: STEVO VS DESTORM

Postby Stevo » February 8th, 2013, 7:53 am

MoMo was quality,
better than you will ever be,
at least he gave us thrillz,
maybe not always having da skillz,

My uselessness ain't tall,
it's like ur penis - very small,
i'm not very good at 4v4,
at least i gave it a go before,
and i know when im too shit to play it no more,

for now return to your baguette,
but i ain't finished with you yet.





another short one (like destorm's penis) soz
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Re: ROUND 1: STEVO VS DESTORM

Postby Cam_Sampbell » February 12th, 2013, 1:54 am

Erm, def-win to Stevo, I wanna get this rolling again
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Re: ROUND 1: STEVO VS DESTORM

Postby DeStorm » February 12th, 2013, 7:07 am

Sorry, he's too stronk for me :scratch:
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Re: ROUND 1: STEVO VS DESTORM

Postby socrates » February 12th, 2013, 12:04 pm

smh destorm
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Re: ROUND 1: STEVO VS DESTORM

Postby Stevo » February 12th, 2013, 7:43 pm

sik fnx destorm :)
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