Feed Me Haxball

Aero's going first, and you have until 19.00 tomorrow to finish.

GO!

I'm first, PSYCHE
You look like a dyke.


Warm-up over

Okay I'm guna write sum words now... PSYCHE I DONT KNOW ENGLISH


Waddup nigga, I heard you think you're the shit
I wish you knew the truth and the fact you're a dick
All that I say is always 100% real spit
I heard you once took a penis to your hairy armpit

Okay, that was my warm-up
Now this is the real deal
I hope you're prepared bro
I'm gonna cut through you like steel
You used to be sound
But now you're just a traitor
Its not hard to see
That even TT hates ya
I've punched you in the head once
Don't think I won't again
I've got a secret to tell you
I merked Doris the mighty hen
I hope you've had fun
Bummin' YaaDon, Nino and Sax
Just sit back and take it
While I burn you like one of Momo's rats
This shit's getting long yo
So I'm gonna bring it to a close
Your girlfriend's a ginger
Now everybody knows

<3

P.S I DIDNT EVEN PROOF READ

Smh

wow br0 i poked u yesterday smh

I was afk m8

smh u batty, i'll do it tomorrow or just give him win, upto u br0

Just do it tomorrow, lol

Will post in da arfty am about to dc r.i.p matchu

It don't even matter, Aero already parred you.


LONGARM TO THE HEAD!

Okay.

Okay okay so i'm late,
But mate, I was on a date,
jokes though cos I dont take her anywhere,
mebbe cos she's ginger and it’s too much with that hair,
you say i took a penis to my armpit,
well bro you took it to your elbow and you lavved it,
You cut parkers balls off with a rusty knife,
now he runs around dropping half-eaten apples in shoes cos you took his life,
whilst we're heer on this subject of your family,
I'ma tell the story of the floater in your lavatory,
I was going for a waz in ur upstairs lav,
then into my sight came a massive floater,
bro your bowels need more than just a sat nav,
that shits somewhere above woat-tier.
You were too shook to play season 1,
I woulda stayed on the subject but you wouldn’t handle my witty pun,
Tall like hagrid, not hench like sukh or treebeard,
however troll-faced and cum-smeared,
You might as well try and disappear,
No need to reply cos I’ll make TT get up here,
He’ll finish you without even going queer.

parkers his dog fyi
was ez when I started writing, just cbead b4

Def-win to Mad I guess, smh