Feed Me Haxball

Suarez and Tstrijland were too shook so it's Mani v Joe now.

Joe went first, and you have until 22.26 tomorrow.

GO!

battys will be violated

first of all
im not a rapper

ey ey ey ey
check me out

i broke up with my ex girl
heres her number: http://puu.sh/1RHxo
psyche
thats the wrong numba



sweet dollar t from mcdonalds
i drink that
super hot fire
i spit that
two and a half men
i watch that




(im not a rapper)

Since when did people include gifs in their rap battles?

OvoXo wrote:Since when did people include gifs in their rap battles?

Multimedia Rap.

Joe invented a new genre

FUCK YOU JOE YOU STOLE MY IDEA

I remember Ajhax - total hax was the aim,
End up conceiving more than Mick in a reserve game,
Flying around more than harri and ron,
Every chance you got was squandered, gone,
When you gonna meet me Joehan?
You've been hiding more than Anne,
Frankly you rage more than Kirk at Khan.
You rap worse than you hax and that ain't saying much,
At Power Rangers you couldn't even get a touch,
I chose Deer instead - that must've hurt,
The cabbage goes round eating fucking dirt,
You best be shook cause I know where you're from,
Gonna come round your house and stab your mum,
You've just been served on a gold platter dish,
All I have to say is "GOTEM, CYA FISH!"

remember pls im nt a rapper

fkin cunt

wen i say mani, u say heer
ur so camp u turned susan boyle queer
u tried to put ur dick up ur pet owl hedwig
shame she snapped ur dick cuz she fort it was a twig

u fly on a broomstick, i fly in a g6
wen u saw u was battlin me i can tell u shit brix
did u impersonate gari?
or were u too busy poundin that fat girls fanny?
u chose deer over me?
at least it dnt burn wen i pee
ur chubby chaser days left u with an std

lets face it u pussy
u got worse bars den signorelli
u look at me n i see ur propa jelly
dis rape is gna be on crimewatch on da fkin telly
ur more shook den fap wen a match is bein streamed
u aint gna be laughin wen ur mommas gettin creamed

Joe you better turn around your golf ball head,
Cause if you stay these rhymes'll leave you for dead,
Six feet under, biting the dust,
Still never learned a ping pong shush,
Your wall bounces are weak, your shots are second class,
And hell even Rising learned to pass.

Who you calling shook? After you duppied div 2,
Couldn't handle div 1 - you and your crew,
Now at Ducks you're warming the bench,
Hidin in the changing rooms behind anglo cause he's hench,
First it was Fritz, now it's him,
EXPELLIARMUS! You're nothin without them.

bro
im not a rapper

first verse for u kanye <3

im goin in harder, better, faster, stronger

mrs heer, let get lost tonight
she could be my brown tommy t tonight
playin keeper, im the god tonight
gna smash her in my converted loft tonight

bro, ur bars are as weak as ur captaining skills
i swr dwn wen i played 4 u i was close to poppin pills
ur dumb as shit, ur mind needs chemo
tryna juke barry but signin the wrong juventino

u fly around the pitch like its a quidditch match
but u catch less snitches den ur mummys snatch
shes got more crabs den the north sea
its like their natural habitat in her drippin punani

i seen your girl last nite on 'my mad fat diary'
shame u make her moan less den wen she goes to kfc
dw, you'll get hench frm her bouncin on ur cock
its just bad tht her weight dont fit on a 24 hour clock

after dis battle ill take u for a drink at the bar
u'll need it, dis shit is just par after par
who'll fuck u up more, me or papa heer?
u best delete ur account, try n disappear

When you came in here you had a certain aura
Wet dog? Baked beans? Oh you a pig skinned gora
Wearin two pairs of socks and shoes,
You pasty lil white boy - who cares about your views?
Think you're a big man callin my mum a whore ey,
Mate your dick ain't ever seen aurora.

Div 1 title - Arriba v Ducks,
We'll destroy your horcrux,
We don't give two fucks,
Cause I'm Arriba's flux
capacitor,
Now they got me we won this war,
Ducks gonna bottle it,
Son you might as well submit,
Cause when we fuck you up someone better have a first aid kit.

Bigs up to my boy griff holdin up in the joint,
Now onto Joe, you ain't even got a point,
Your burns are showin better get some oint
ment
Don't hide your disappointment,
You wanna re with me you better make an appointment,
So sit down, shut up, and apply,
But don't hold back the tears - I wanna see you cry.

#TEAMLYNCHY #TEAMNIMBUS #3GRIFF

gg bruv

Poll up

Wp Joe

Joehan wrote:first of all
im not a rapper

ey ey ey ey
check me out

i broke up with my ex girl
heres her number: http://puu.sh/1RHxo
psyche
thats the wrong numba



sweet dollar t from mcdonalds
i drink that
super hot fire
i spit that
two and a half men
i watch that




(im not a rapper)

chet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BrkmIqUXck

lol gg joe, i think mani should come back in, no room for chets heer smh

You really exposed him there arctic