ROUND 1: ANGLO VS HESUR

Who was the best?

Poll ended at January 20th, 2013, 10:43 pm

anglo
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Corm
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Total votes : 26

ROUND 1: ANGLO VS HESUR

Postby Cam_Sampbell » January 19th, 2013, 6:30 pm

Okay, the tree still hasn't been set up, as sign-ups aren't finished, but as promised, we're starting with anglo vs Corn.

Sign-up thread: viewtopic.php?f=262&t=3771
Rules: viewtopic.php?f=262&t=3774

Remember, taking it in turns to write three verses each within 24 hours of this thread, so it will end at 18.30 tomorrow.

I offered anglo the coin flip as he responded first, and he picked heads correctly, so it's up to him to go first.

GO!
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Re: ROUND 1: ANGLO VS HESUR

Postby anglo » January 19th, 2013, 6:36 pm

Corn, and who the fuck might you be?
going up against me, stupid
to me you are nothing but a cupid
You will now understand how a pen, writing words
can damage more than some pity swords
Open up your ears clearly
for the sincerely rapengineering
im barely volunteering to smear the queer
in the mere premier this year
My words will cut through your soft surface for your information
Just cuz you're calling urself Constantinople, doesnt mean you got its fortification
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Re: ROUND 1: ANGLO VS HESUR

Postby Constantinople » January 19th, 2013, 6:51 pm

you may be called anglo, but you aint no saxon
i'll rob you of your lines
i'll steal your pride
it'll be as if i'm black, son
you aint coming back to this my friend, i'll leave you frustrated
although its cold in Sweden you're still gonna get cremated
i'll be at the top of my game and you'll be the one getting relegated
i'll stop you spouting shit - i'll leave you lyrically constipated
i'll bring out my A grade game, i'm a star at this
my rappings so sexual, it's been uploaded to youjizz
to save things from getting messy i'd have put you on ratedesi
but you'd get less rates than deadly/donwhizz
So you signed for sparta, ducks, whatever next
you're as disloyal as tevez, nasri, Fernando Torres
is this why you went away on a 4 day holiday
to learn ski defending so you could sign for Soccerettes?
so thats the start of this volcanic tie, time for this battle to erupt
but i bet the heat is too much, i can see you spontaneously combust
well thats thats round one finished anglo, how do you feel
Theres just one thing i'll say
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Re: ROUND 1: ANGLO VS HESUR

Postby anglo » January 19th, 2013, 7:07 pm

Sharp tongue you got there
You defo dont know how to spare
Im not sure if I can counter that heavy blow
You are really putting up a show
Na seriously, corn swore to score this but this torn it
anglo was born to swarm more for it

Questioning my loyalty son?
In that case, ur done
You dont know shit about me
open your blind eyes, maybe u will see
dont be scared and go pee

Those rapleasons you are taking didn't help abit
that I will have to admit
My rhymes flow out of my mouth like if I was on electricity
So you can stop your wanna be gangster duplicity

You are the big mighty wolf who cried after our game
oh please man, no one can be that lame
One goal, mattered?
Sorry I forgot, you and your team know all about getting shattered
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Re: ROUND 1: ANGLO VS HESUR

Postby rolex » January 19th, 2013, 8:00 pm

lol that cumback was #weak
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Re: ROUND 1: ANGLO VS HESUR

Postby Constantinople » January 19th, 2013, 8:00 pm

hah anglo please, is that your best attempt at comebacking
always knew that anglo the swede would be a vegetable at rapping
you think you can win this anglo? your mind seems to be dis functioned
my bars would get you hard even if you had erectile dysfunction
Yeah anglo I question your loyalty, you move from one club to the next
you seem to impress those looking for the next success
but you seem to bring regress to your teams and it's that reason
why Ovo's TI Sparta are gonna win the league this season
you call out my teams faults but you dont remember getting parred
deary me anglo, 6-3 against Pablo Haxobar?
and before you start to claim yourself as a false hero
where were you in the cl
when you're team lost one to zero
were you too shook to play? are you a queer yo
during the first half, were you peppering Jalapeno?
might as well put an end your flow, i'll pull out the cable
there's a moral to this story, its one of Aesopps fables
before you come at me again, just begin
to think who you're up against
The HK Flamingo King
Well after that my friend, i bet you feel a bit of a schmuck
but can I ask you a question, is your arm flared up
well I know the cure, and i cant say it any fairer
but
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Re: ROUND 1: ANGLO VS HESUR

Postby anglo » January 19th, 2013, 9:32 pm

come again?

kid, u seem to have given this alot of thoughts
googling fancy pictures and so forth
preparing your shit for one week
still you forgot to check ur facts, geek
coming up here talking about my loyalty
telling me that I was too shook to play CL
Wanna know the truth fucker?
getting hit by my swedish iceroadtrucker
let me backtrack the attack you cracked dirty "black" mack
you lack facts so heres my fat smack for your nerdy crap stack

promised my homeboy ovo to play for him cuz of loyality!!1, bitch
so dont come up here talking shit ya snitch
better luck next time with your 'burning'
for now its all about learning

Man, you know nothing about me
why even try going for a killingspree
Being disloyal to Cam?
No, I gave my word and I dont break promises, picnic-ham

About Pablos I've only one thing to say
check the table right away
MD 1 loss?
whoopsie HK Flamingo boss
i wonder when i will come across you again
good luck in division 2 then

i look at your wall of text and its just one bald statement
its like you have been practicing in your moms basement
im sickening green
of bitching teens
who accuse me for switching teams
im helping peeps lifting dreams

Please excuse me if I make a bad reputation of your name
just remember its all part of the game
Or maybe you are living in dream where you are getting infinite coochie?
if thats the case, please bring itchy scratchy and poochie
Yea you heard the whitest blud on FM talking
you better keep walking, only my ghost will be stalking
and no one will hear when you are squawking

Dont fuck with the duck
cuz I will fuck you up with a knuckle puck

(Dont worry about my bicepsguns, I got license for em)
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Re: ROUND 1: ANGLO VS HESUR

Postby Constantinople » January 19th, 2013, 10:22 pm

I'm the one learning? i'm schooling you fool
dont try to act cool saying we'll end up in div 2
and your reason for CL? wait there is no reason
i'm calling treason, ashamed to say my theory is true?
and I forgot, you also played for Meet Me outside
but you only lasted a few games there
and just like this battle
you really didn't put up much of a fight
you claim lifting dreams, i claim false hope
and you speak as much bullshit about hope as the Pope
and now you claim to me you are sickening green?
yeah i know my bars are lowering your self esteem but
ill try and keep it clean, how many teams have you been
in, i'm a one club man yet you've been in three
and how many of those teams, have won the league in your dreams?
sounds more like a troublesome nightmare to me
and my wall of text, theres no brick loose
wheras the holes in your walls are rather obtuse
you claim to have big guns
but you need to lift some more
as your captain said
I aint seen a duppying like this before.
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Re: ROUND 1: ANGLO VS HESUR

Postby anglo » January 19th, 2013, 10:26 pm

haha what :p if i play for ovo in cl, which i promised him. then i cant play for MD :D
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Re: ROUND 1: ANGLO VS HESUR

Postby Constantinople » January 19th, 2013, 10:29 pm

hehe

gg
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Re: ROUND 1: ANGLO VS HESUR

Postby anglo » January 19th, 2013, 10:33 pm

gg
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Re: ROUND 1: ANGLO VS HESUR

Postby Cam_Sampbell » January 19th, 2013, 10:45 pm

Poll now open!

Pls vote fairly
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Re: ROUND 1: ANGLO VS HESUR

Postby Cam_Sampbell » January 19th, 2013, 10:52 pm

*Corn, did it on my phone while drinking, lol
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Re: ROUND 1: ANGLO VS HESUR

Postby Cam_Sampbell » January 20th, 2013, 10:55 pm

...and the winner is: Corn
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Re: ROUND 1: ANGLO VS HESUR

Postby Maddude » January 21st, 2013, 1:51 pm

No you put in da poll corm won, who da fuq is corm, cheating poll, no corm was involved therefore anglo wins naabs
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Re: ROUND 1: ANGLO VS HESUR

Postby Usopp » January 21st, 2013, 2:16 pm

#justice4Corm!
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Re: ROUND 1: ANGLO VS HESUR

Postby Cam_Sampbell » January 21st, 2013, 4:27 pm

I put the poll up while drinking heavily :pale:
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