Feed Me Haxball

Just ask him a question about his shoes or something. ez.

No wait, silly god y u hire liars?

I know this one so I'll keep quiet, see ghost all this religious debate is why one door should just lead to certain death and the other to some cakes or something.

Edgar got this right in the shoutbox, by the way. Won't post the answer in case any one else wants to have a go.

"Does one of you lie?"

Heaven/Hell does not exist therefore the doors are not there and I don't need to ask a question.

Well neither am I, but the object of the riddle is to get in to heaven ... and no Jonny, wrong question.

Jonnys question presupposes that the man guarding hell is the liar

CAN I PLEASE BE UNBANNED FROM CHAT SOANGRY :x

ask if the other guard would say that this is the right path

Almost, close enough I suppose.

But yeah, you ask one of the guards what the other guard would say if you asked him whether or not his door was the door to heaven. The liar will lie and the truer will truth so the answer will always be the same(so the person telling the truth would say the other person would say his door was to hell, and the person that lies would say the other person would say his door was to hell). Then you just go through the other door.

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

towel

Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?

fire

Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I?

A potato.

Sugar

i got tissue but sugar can work too


You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?

An onion

A potato.