Is Haxball even real anymore?
What is the modern game like. Is diving the new juking? I'd hate to think anytime I touch a player they dive but that's what I hear the modern game is like.
A few of you may be wondering who I am. We'll I'll set that record straight.
Scotlands best ever player.
Voted by Germany as the UK's best ever player.
Nations cup winner with Scotland.
Back to back league wins as captain of the best team to have ever graced the non diving game.
All round gentleman.
And finally, very modest.
thank you, I hope I inspire.