Feed Me Haxball

Dear Haxball Players,
Dear FM Users,

I'm here today to kindly search for someone valorous who wants to teach Paulinho (or italians generally) 3 def.
The guy has clearly no idea of how the shit works and it's already 2 years that he plays in this league, yet he keeps shouting and spamming "3
3
3" everytime the opponents striker farts on his dm (even if on mid).

Some funny examples (read the chat):

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So here's my request: is there someone willing to teach him?
ty for whoever offers himself, bye

i dont think its possible to teach him anything

Hahaha Italians<3

rip

MUG

HAHAHAHYAHA

In few points:

1) I'm glad Cacca that you don't have nothing to do, you looked old matches, created gifs, uploaded it, wrote the text
2) For those who don't know, he is still crying for the loss in italian league of 1 month ago.
http://ilhaxball.forumfree.it/?t=73113934
I remember this kid wrote me crying so much that he opened a protest which he miserably lost because there wasn't 3def fail
http://ilhaxball.forumfree.it/?t=73124124
3) If you have some problems with me, speak with me, or you need "likes" on forums to increase your "ego"?
4) If you don't know things you only should get informed. Yesterday my mates were playing by microphone and when they were
saying "3 def" i were immediatly reporting in the chat because they couldn't write it given that they were playing.
5) Find some other hobbies
6) I don't reply this shit again because I don't speak with immature people

How is nice to watch italian people insult each other in foreign language and in foreign league.

ITALIANS DO IT BETTERRRRR

1. i didnt open any protest i was in that team just cause i wanted to play some matches as dm, and indeed im not there anymore cause i dont like those things why do you have to lie just to clear up the fact that you actually dont know the ONLY rule of the game?
2. then post the logs of what i wrote you if i was "crying" as you said ( ) or i can do it

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*** Chat begins 2016-10-10 21:33:41
<21:33:41> Caccapupù: posso farti una domanda - may i ask u a question
<21:33:51> Caccapupù: per curiosità - just curiosity
<21:34:42> Paulinho: ?
<21:34:52> Caccapupù: quando chiami la 3def lo fai perchè lo pensi davvero - when you call 3def you do it cause you really think it
<21:34:56> Caccapupù: o per far innervosire gli avversari - or just to make the opponents nervous
<21:37:52> Paulinho: L'avrò chiamato 1 volta - i called it just once
<21:37:54> Paulinho: in tutta la partita - in the whole match
<21:40:01> Caccapupù: appunto ma era inesistente - indeed but it was inexistent
<21:40:06> Caccapupù: così come quelle che chiami in fm - just as those you call in fm
<21:40:10> Caccapupù: e che hai chiamato anche contro tut - and that you also called vs tut
<21:40:21> Paulinho: per me era fallo - for me it was foul

3. you can see i just asked why do you always claim for wrong 3def and you just said in your opinion it was a foul, so then after i saw that in the last matchday you did it again i just decided to seek for a helper, a teacher, to stop it! but i do it cause i care about you (tut spread love).
and also i contacted you in private after it (as you asked to do now) and you just said "it's a foul for me" which is fine, but then i still have the rights to joke you about that and to deliberately say you still dont understand the only rule of the game after years
4. this all is just cause pretty much everyone you play against experiences that and i just wanted to make THE PAIN public, nothing more
5. take it easy, i havent been searching for any old match (even if i wanted to ), you can see 2 gifs are vs tut (so i obviously remember it) and 1 vs seeders just cause i remember there was a big flame after it (with your free palestine stuff)
6. you tell me to find new hobbies but thats my hobby so pls reply and keep this going cause i need to kill time somehow. relax

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OlzKtRv_Qw[/youtube]
I put the motherfucking gangsta in the game
Destroy you like cancer of the brain
I can't be stopped
I'm faster than the plane that crashed into the trade center

Natsu8 wrote:How is nice to watch italian people insult each other in foreign language and in foreign league.

ITALIANS DO IT BETTERRRRR

champion wrote:

Natsu8 wrote:How is nice to watch italian people insult each other in foreign language and in foreign league.

ITALIANS DO IT BETTERRRRR

No worries Natsu, 99% of romanian players are cunts and doing same btw, you got alot of support Paulinho from all players of feed me, jk only your teammates are supporting you and that's true, you still don't know how is this rule working xd

I love this xD

hail professor simone

Btw Simone, to teach you a lesson:

Hulk is shooting the ball out of the def which means that there is no clear ball possession by the blue team, that means Paulinho has the right to intercept in the last gif with Isco. Due to the fact that this gif is still a bad example and a bit extreme, it is still no 4 def.

Sincerely

If you think that the last gif isnt 4def, then the next thread probably should be smthing like "petition: teach 3def to Kivi"

FAF wrote:If you think that the last gif isnt 4def, then the next thread probably should be smthing like "petition: teach 3def to Kivi"

Maybe, but only maybe you can create a thread on WAH with the topic "SERVER ADMIN BANNED ME FROM TEAMSPEAK SERVER" if you talk again bs :-)

i laughed so hard after reading Natsu' comment D good thread, i took the bait.

Kivi wrote:Btw Simone, to teach you a lesson:

Hulk is shooting the ball out of the def which means that there is no clear ball possession by the blue team, that means Paulinho has the right to intercept in the last gif with Isco. Due to the fact that this gif is still a bad example and a bit extreme, it is still no 4 def.

Sincerely

That's not how the rule works, and your statement is wrong. The ball is still in the attacking zone (in front of Seeders 3rd man aka the DM aka Isco).

http://haxball-champions.ml/showthread. ... 100#pid100

''A so called attacking situation applies, when

- the attacking team is possessing the ball in the attacking area.
- the ball remains inside the attacking zone and the defending team could not clear it yet. ''

In last 15 seconds of match Aston Birra - Meh Squirrel =)

Some long gifs, but who cares =) and one ss with this kid acusing 4def again :D




he got mad after all


in future, guys take my advice, if he is gonne stop the match to spam with " 3 3 3333333333333" if it wasn't just ban him and don't wait for him to talk to you in his shitly language cuz doesn't know what to say in english, someone teach this prick what does 4man def means, even kids from romanian community know the rule better than him -.-